learn ASP.NET quickly?

I've been noticing a lot of demand for ASP.NET lately. I'm pretty familiar with programming concepts (i know a dozen or so languages). I'm wondering if anyone could recommend a good site for a crash course so i could add ASP.NET to my repetoiry without having to read through the equivalent of an entire book, or go through all the basics again.

Isn't ASP that VBScript crap? Just get one of those worthless certifications there's at least three of for any MS product.