learn ASP.NET quickly?

I've been noticing a lot of demand for ASP.NET lately. I'm pretty familiar with programming concepts (i know a dozen or so languages). I'm wondering if anyone could recommend a good site for a crash course so i could add ASP.NET to my repetoiry without having to read through the equivalent of an entire book, or go through all the basics again.

ASP.Net isn't some faggy open source half ass effort (PHP, Ruby), or a platform that was a good idea but fagishly implemented (Java), or uses some ancient language whose usefulness faded (C, C++).

Its a modern web development platform with modern languages developed by a company known for supporting its development environments.

Just fucking go to MSDN. It a fucking websites with thousands or articles, tutorials, videos and forums to work with .Net and ASP.Net.