learn ASP.NET quickly?

I've been noticing a lot of demand for ASP.NET lately. I'm pretty familiar with programming concepts (i know a dozen or so languages). I'm wondering if anyone could recommend a good site for a crash course so i could add ASP.NET to my repetoiry without having to read through the equivalent of an entire book, or go through all the basics again.

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Enjoy competing with a bum for the privilege of living in your parents' basement fucking around with your toy languages while real coders bring home the cash.