learn ASP.NET quickly?

I've been noticing a lot of demand for ASP.NET lately. I'm pretty familiar with programming concepts (i know a dozen or so languages). I'm wondering if anyone could recommend a good site for a crash course so i could add ASP.NET to my repetoiry without having to read through the equivalent of an entire book, or go through all the basics again.

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lol, i have been working on other things too. I haven't been waiting by the phone so-to-speak. :)

i have to admit that part of why i am so hesitant to spend too much time is because i am not really interested in ASP.NET. I'm not a big fan of MS stuff, and definitely have a bias towards FOSS tech. It just seems that there are a few more job ops that i could go for if i had an understanding of it.

I seem to be coming across more opportunities that have it as a requirement or desired quality. E.g. flash developer, with knowledge of ASP.NET wanted, etc.