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<BOARD> DIED WHEN <THING THAT BOTHERS ME> STARTED. ALL THESE <(OLD|NEW|THINGS-I-DISAPPROVE-OF)FAGS> ARE THE CANCER THAT IS KILLING <BOARD>. I AM (A|THE) <TERM THAT EXPRESSES GRANDIOSITY> OF <BOARD> AND I HAVE BEEN COMING HERE FOR (pow real-time exponent) AND YOU FAGGOTS NEED TO GET OUT SO I CAN ENJOY THE < STATEMENT INDICATING A FEELING OF NOSTALGIA >

/prog/ DIED WHEN "HAX MY ANUS" STARTED
No it didn't, you are clearly the faggot that posts that bullshit.
/prog/ is not dead, and it won't die because you're a faggot post faggot bullshit.