The Next GINGER?

John is a little Irishman with a big heart. Being Patrick's younger brother you might think it'd be tough working together but John has learnt from his older sibling to become a powerful web developer in his own right. John works on the finer details of the user experience, making sure things stitch together nicely. He is also a fan of Rails and manages the dynamic and pragmatic side of the coding work. John's uncanny ability to pick up new technologies at a scarily rapid pace make him a powerful asset in the Auctomatic family.

True nerds

The fact of the matter is anyone can learn this shit pretty fast if they have moderate intelligence.  Just depends if they are willing to care that much and spend the time.  Of course if they fall on the right side of the 2 humps.