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Name: Anonymous 2008-05-19 17:56

We want to establish the idea that a computer language is not just a way of getting a computer to perform operations but rather that it is a novel formal medium for expressing ideas about methodology. Thus, programs must be written for people to read, and only incidentally for machines to execute.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-19 18:05

Ruby

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-19 18:10

Right you are, sir. That's why I only use COBOL.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-19 18:23

>>2
Too bad it's slow as fuck.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-19 18:29

TAPL is better

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-19 18:56

hax my anus with bruteforce

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-19 21:36

Every computer program is a model, hatched in the mind, of a real or mental process. These processes, arising from human experience and thought, are huge in number, intricate in detail, and at any time only partially understood. They are modeled to our permanent satisfaction rarely by our computer programs. Thus even though our programs are carefully handcrafted discrete collections of symbols, mosaics of interlocking functions, they continually evolve: we change them as our perception of the model deepens, enlarges, generalizes until the model ultimately attains a metastable place within still another model with which we struggle. The source of the exhilaration associated with computer programming is the continual unfolding within the mind and on the computer of mechanisms expresses as programs and the explosion of perception they generate. If art interprets our dreams, the computer executes them in the guise of programs!

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-19 21:38

>>7
Abstraction, idort, learn to use it

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-19 21:48

>>8
lolwut

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-20 0:54

>>7
Beautiful

programming is most amazing

those who are not programmers are like blind to half the world

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-20 0:56

We want to establish the idea that a computer language is not just a novel formal medium for expressing ideas about methodology but rather that it is a way of getting a computer to perform operations Thus, programs must be written for machines to execute, and only incidentally for people to read.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-20 2:43

>>11
Yes because we all program in assembly.  It has been found that programming is simply describing machine instruction.  Not building up layers of abstraction that hide complexity.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-20 3:34

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Name: Anonymous 2008-05-20 3:57

>>13
You don't understand satori. gtfo faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-20 5:14

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-20 6:19

SON OF A BITCH PIG DISGUSTING
I AM EXPERT STUPID MEME
THIS THREAD IS REPETITIVE
DO YOU WANT COPY?
DO YOU WANT PASTE?
PREVIOUS POST IS PIG DISGUSTING
OP IS A CLIPBOARD
FUCKING SUBMIT

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-20 6:48

>>13
How beautiful

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-20 8:15

>>17
NO ITS FUCKING SHIT AND YOU'RE THE SAME PERSON WITH >>13 JUST GTFO /prog/ YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT YOU'LL NEVER BE ANYTHING IN YOUR LIFE
FUCKING FAILURE CUNT

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-20 13:14

( ゚ ヮ゚) I was inspired by >>13, but then I saw >>18
( ゚ -゚) Now I'm sad

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-20 13:21

Underlying our approach to this subject is our conviction that "computer science" is not a science and that its significance has little to do with computers. The computer revolution is a revolution in the way we think and in the way we express what we think. The essence of this change is the emergence of what might best be called procedural epistemology - the study of the structure of knowledge from an imperative point of view, as opposed to the more declarative point of view taken by classical mathematical subjects. Mathematics provides a framework for dealing precisely with notions of "what is." Computation provides a framework for dealing precisely with notions of "how to."

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-20 16:46

>>20
I concur.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-20 17:19

The ultimate power of the Lambda Calculus is the historical fact that it has succeded to create a community which is accepting this kind of beginning of an abstraction, accepting the common context, lexical scope of the calculus, and developing the endless research of this empire. The Church of Alonzo Church has its high sophisticated high priests and common priests where ever we need the pureness of the Crystal of the Static Universe.

This Crystal of the Static Universe has power to all Purist of this Globe: From the Roman-catholic Jesuits to the Presbyterian Protestants, the Jewish Orthodox and the mesmerized high priests of Digitalism; all are united in the trance of the secret power of the Ultimate and Eternal Lambda of Naturality.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-20 17:25

>>20
They should call it "computation science", or "computology", or something, just so certain people would stop with that LOL COMPUTER SCIENCE NOT SCIENCE NOT ABOUT COMPUTERS masturbation. Also, how the fuck is it not a science? Computer science is a science in the same sense that math is a science, USE OF THE FUCKING SCIENTIFIC METHOD NOT FUCKING REQUIRED.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-20 17:27

``Informatics''

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-20 18:08

``Telescope science''

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-20 18:20

This thread is PROOF that nobody on /prog/ has read SICP.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-20 19:18

>>26
How so?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-20 19:33

>>27
I dunno I never read this SICP he speaks of.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-20 20:47

>>27
Where do you think all that text is from?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-20 20:58

>>29
There are only two places this text could've come from: SICP or The Complete Guide On How To Be A Gigantic Douchebag.

I've just looked through my leather bound signed 1st edition of SICP and it sure as hell isn't in there.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-20 21:00

>>27
How is the origin of these excerpts proof that no one in /prog/ read SICP?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-20 21:01

>>31 was meant as a response to >>29

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-20 21:08

>>30
You have not achieved Satori or "Read" SICP if you think this thread has nothing to do with said book.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-20 21:13

>>33
yhbt yhl

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-21 12:30

A computational process is indeed much like a sorcerer's idea of a spirit. It cannot be seen or touched. It is not composed of matter at all. However, it is very real. It can perform intellectual work. It can answer questions. It can affect the world by disbursing money at a bank or by controlling a robot arm in a factory. The programs we use to conjure processes are like a sorcerer's spells. They are carefully composed from symbolic expressions in arcane and esoteric programming languages that prescribe the tasks that we want our processes to perform.

Name: 30) 2008-05-21 16:43

>>33
Hmmm. That's true. I thought it was some ruby faggotry.

But yeah, it's from paul graham web sight.

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