Goodbye, /prog/-riders

To all /prog/-riders, past and present, it's been real.
I'll catch you in the afterlife.

NO EXCEPTION

O HI BITCHES

>>1
And thus, nothing of value was lost.

>>4

You clearly don't understand the rituals of SATORI.

End Sub

>>6
Oh the memories

>>1
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>>1
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return 0;
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Uh, so what happened to OP? Is he... is he dead?
Oh, and

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GOTO 1

_{I believe in re-incarnation. He will return to /prog/, some day.}

>>12
It's quite possibly one of the saddest forms of abuse. Not physical, not emotional, but chemical. Yes, I'm talking about people whose mothers abused them with drugs and alcohol when they were small or even unborn children.
 
Did your mother switch from cheap beer to hard liquor when she found out she was pregnant with you? When you were deeply disturbed by the ending of Return of the Jedi when you were 3 years old, did she let you hit her joint and think it was funny when you choked on the weed smoke? Did your mother, when you were 4 years old, let you snort some lines off her "magic mirror" after you caught her doing the same, and get mad when you became hyper for some reason shortly thereafter?
 
If so, you should visit http://dis.4chan.org/prog/ . Here you can share your stories of your strung-out mother and her attempts to poison you with her narcotics. It's not funny, and it's not cute. It's abuse. And it hurts.

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>>1
Haskell, the terrible smelling dog? Is that you?

You’re a nut! you’re crazy in the coconut!

You're crazy!

>>17

put the lime in the coconut

>>16
Haskell, the terrible digestive-enzyme-secreting dog? Is that you?

<-- check em dubz