/prog/ - BBCODE EXPERT

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-14 13:32

I am _{_^THE} EXPERT ~~BBCODE~~ ^PROGRAMMER. ^Ask me ~~any~~ question _and ^I shall ^answer!

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-14 13:37

Who is Spain?
Why is Hitler?
When is right?
Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-14 13:43

>>2
Who is Spain?
A _{_faggot.}

>Why is Hitler?
_Hitler is a ~~_pretty~~ ^cool ^{^guy.} ^{_{^_Eh}} ^kills ^jews ^{^and} ~~doesn't~~ ~~_afraid~~ of ^anything.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-14 13:45

>>2
When is right?
Now!

Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
^I ~~^fucked~~ ^his ^ass _{^_you} _faggot. ^{^Suck} _^my _{_dick} ^fag.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-14 13:48

I wrote a stupid program with my academic (or even worse, php) language that adds noise to my bbcode posts. Am I a bbcode expert now too?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-14 13:50

>>1
How do you do depth-varying quotes without linebreaks?

| this

| | shit

| | | was

| | SO

| cash

I already know how to do
this
without
linebreaks

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-14 13:51

I have changed my Xfce theme to a bright one. From now on, all EMACS screenshots will be different. Want to take a peek?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-14 13:52

^Sorry. ~~_No~~ ^_you are not. _You are a ~~^novice.~~ I can ~~teach~~ ~~you~~ a ~~few~~ _things to become ][ ^Sorry. ~~_No~~ ^_you are not. _You are a ~~^novice.~~ I can ~~teach~~ ~~you~~ a ~~few~~ _things to become more _{_advanced.}

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-14 13:55

>>6
_Don't _help _him!

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-14 13:55

>>7
Of ^course. Show _me ^how professional ~~_you~~ ~~are~~ _dear ^_Anonymous.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-14 13:59

>>10
Honestly, I thought that you put the spoiler tag to hide a Christopher there.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-14 13:59

>>5
Yes.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-14 14:01

Oh fuck, I just did something to my panel. It's all grey, as in it was non-active. What did I do and how to fix this?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-14 14:03

Wait, it is online again -- my machine must have been overloaded with [spoilar]EMACS[/spoilar].

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-14 14:06

>>3,4
Have you read your Catch-22 today?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-14 14:07

you cant spell emacs without mac. coincidence? i think not.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-14 14:08

>>15
I ^_wrote ^the ^shit ~~with~~ my _^penis and balls. ~~_You~~ don't ~~tell~~ me what I ~~_must~~ ~~read~~ or ^not. ^YOU ^ARE ~~^NOT~~ _A BBCODE _EXPERT!

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-14 14:09

>>16
Macs? ~~_MACS??~~ ^Never ^ever ^_mention ~~Macs~~ in _{_^my} ~~thread!~~

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-14 14:11

>>6
B
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ASTERS

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-14 14:12

>>18
What about Big Macs?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-14 14:13

>>19
How are you doing that?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-14 14:19

>>21
In before 4chan NIGGER account.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-14 14:35

>>19
WHAT
> THE
> FUCK?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-14 14:36

>>21
T
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Name: Anonymous 2008-05-14 14:58

>>24
Tell me, please.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-14 15:03

>>25
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Name: Anonymous 2008-05-14 15:10

Tell me, please.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-14 15:29

>cocks
cocks
>cocks

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-14 15:29

>cocks >cocks

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-14 15:29

cocks

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-14 15:30

cocks > cocks

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-14 15:30

cocks
cocks cocks > cocks
cocks
>>cocks
cocks

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-14 15:30

cocks
cocks
cocks
> cocks
> > cocks

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-14 15:31

>>cocks
>> cocks
cocks

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-14 15:38

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Name: Anonymous 2008-05-14 15:39

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Name: Anonymous 2008-05-14 15:44

>>36
Tell me, please.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-14 15:45

[_^{^Tell} ^{_^{^me}} _{_please!} ~~_Tell~~ ^_me ~~^_please!~~ ~~_{_Tell}~~ ^{_^{^me}} _please! ^Tell ^{^me} _please! ^_Tell _^me ^{^{^ple}} ~~^ase!~~ Tell ^me ^please! ~~^Tell~~ ^{^_me} ^_please! Tell me please! _{_Tell} ^me please! ^Tell me ~~please!~~ _Tell ^me _please! Tell ~~_me~~ ^_please! Tell ^{^me} ^please! ^Tell ~~_{_me}~~ please! Te ll ^{^me} ^_please! _^Tell me ~~please!~~

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-14 15:49

>>36
That is spectacular, I thought the indentation stopped at 4 levels.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-14 15:51

test
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