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Microcontrollers are the shit.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-13 18:52

I mean, come on.  They must be the coolest things on earth.

You get one and program it on a bread board, then you can take it anywhere.  Just hook up a battery and bam.  run your programs anywhere.  Then you hook up cool shit like lights and buttons and stuff and WOW.  FUCKIN ACE.  You can even hack toys and stuff.

Shit man, shit.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-13 20:55

but does it run emacs

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-13 23:06

I just ordered an Arduino. I'm going to cream my pants in a couple of days.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-13 23:17

i just ordered a cdr. im going to car my cdr in a couple of cadrs

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-14 0:05

YES

when I have some spare money I will work on making a bipedal robot for fun. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfqK2yrELqc

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-14 0:40

Microcontrollers can't run my scalable managed enterprise solutions interpreted VM languages. ;_;

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-14 1:34

>>6
They can.
Some ARM processors can even run java bytecode without an interpreter.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-14 4:49

[code]Is there an implementation in hardware?[code]

MIT ran a project in the early 1980s that produced a "Scheme Chip". For details check out ''' Design of a Lisp-based processor ''' by Guy Lewis Steele, Jr. and Gerald Jay Sussman, [b]Communications of the ACM 23(11):628--645, November 1980[/b]. and ''' The Scheme-81 architecture - system and chip ''' by John Batali, Edmund Goodhue, Chris Hanson, Howie Shrobe, Richard M. Stallman, and Gerald Jay Sussman. [n]In Proceedings, Conference on Advanced Research in VLSI, pages 69--77. Paul Penfield, Jr., editor. Artech House, 610 Washington Street, Dedham MA, 1982.[/b]

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-14 4:50

Is there an implementation in hardware?

MIT ran a project in the early 1980s that produced a "Scheme Chip". For details check out ''' Design of a Lisp-based processor ''' by Guy Lewis Steele, Jr. and Gerald Jay Sussman, Communications of the ACM 23(11):628--645, November 1980. and ''' The Scheme-81 architecture - system and chip ''' by John Batali, Edmund Goodhue, Chris Hanson, Howie Shrobe, Richard M. Stallman, and Gerald Jay Sussman. In Proceedings, Conference on Advanced Research in VLSI, pages 69--77. Paul Penfield, Jr., editor. Artech House, 610 Washington Street, Dedham MA, 1982.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-14 5:16

Microcontrollers fuck yeah

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-14 7:49

I really don't get it. So you have a little computer in a chip that can be attached to a circuit and fuck what then?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-14 8:02

HAX my ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-14 15:44

>>11
output porn to a computer monitor.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-14 15:47

I really don't get it. So you have a little computer in a case that can be attached to an outlet and fuck what then?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-14 15:49

>>14
hax my anus you fag.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-14 15:54

Just hook up a battery and bam.  run your programs anywhere.
Just like a laptop.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-14 16:00

>>16
Find me a laptop that you can fit in your ass.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-14 16:00

>>16
You meant ``notebook''.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-14 16:04

>>18
You meant `` hax my anus ''.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-14 16:49

>>17
http://techchee.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/kohjinsha-sa-windows-xp-pda122606.jpg
If you had a really big ass then you could shove it up there.

Then you could literally ``hax my anus''

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-14 16:59

>>20
gtfo

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-14 23:12

>>20
no

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-14 23:37

I lol'd the first time I saw the Basic Stamp.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 11:40

>>3
From where?
I need me some cheap chips.
And serial port mono LCD.

Name: HAX MY ANUS MEME FAN 2008-05-15 19:48

>>20
I'm not sure how to rate this. 6/10 I guess. The intent is good, but there are some bad points: most importantly, you say "if you had a really big ass" but then you say "you could literally ``hax my anus''". This does not follow since it is the reader that should have the large posterior, and not Mr. >>20, so it should say "hax your anus". Also, the quotes reeked of homosexuality, which really should not go in a formal prose regarding the "hax my anus" meme.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 21:50

>>25
"hax my anus" is not a meme.
'"hax my anus" is not a meme' could become one.

Name: HAX MY ANUS MEME FAN FAN 2008-05-15 21:56

>>25
10/10

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 22:21

>>12,15,17,19-20,25-27
Is that even relevant to the topic, or it is just your way of saying "I've forced failed memes". Do you really think it's funny? You are just like the ``cancer'' in /b/, just as retarded as that. Please stop, and get the fuck out of my /prog/. RAGE

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 22:34

RAAAAAAAAAAAGE

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 22:43

>>28
You know he is probably laughing at you at this very moment, right? I mean, isn't it obvous that, as a troll, he finds your "RAGE" amusing? Are you trying to give him what he wants? The fuck is wrong with you?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 22:43

>>28
YHBTC

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 22:56

>>28
they see me trollin'... they hatin'

Name: >>28 2008-05-15 23:02

>>30,31
Yeah, right. I just had to say that. I don't really care what they feel. They won't leave anyway.

Maybe I did it because I know the solution is not telling them to leave or asking mods to delete post or b&. I have to hurry coding this shit, I have to release this ASAP. Give me some weeks, and I'll announce a stable version of my solution to this.

(i feel like i own the idea, and i really need to write it myself, so i won't give you more details until it's ready)

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 23:14

>>33
Ooo! It's the cliffhanger troll!

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 23:43

>>34
and WHBTC.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 14:59


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