Hacking Game ideas

so im making a hacking game, just wondering if anyone has any good ideas they can give me, im making it a linuc console like interface.  I plan to include commands like HAX MY ANUS for people that bother to type random crap in. 
SO i'm sure i will be cursed/yelled at for this but have at it
 

>>14,15

FUCK YOU FUCKERS
I CAME HOME FROM MY FUCKING WORK TODAY WHERE MY BOSS YELLED AT ME FOR MY BAD PHP CODE
AND I FOUND MY POOR DOG JUST LAYING THERE
I LEFT IT IN THE MORNING TODAY WITHOUT TELLING IT GOODBYE
I THOUGHT /PROG/ WAS A GOOD COMMUNITY, BUT YOU SHITFUCKS JUST RUINED IT
FUCK YOUR HASKELL AND FUCK YOUR LISP

>>16
If your dog wasn't named after a programming language, we're not interested.

>>16
WELL THEN GUESS WHAT BECAUSE MY DOG DIED IN 2007. HE WAS NAMED HASKELL SO THAT WAS WHAT I WAS REFERRING TO, YOU FUCKER. SO DONT GIVE ME YOUR SHIT, I KNOW EXACTLY HOW IS IT WHEN A DOG DIES. TO THIS DAY I DONT KNOW WHAT EXACTLY KILLED HIM BUT I AM SURE THAT SOMEONE HAS DONE IT SO FUCK YOU YOU ARE NOT SO FUCKING SPECIAL WITH YOUR BELOVED DOG'S DEATH

>>16
How does he smell?

>>16,18
Gentlemen, please, do not war amongst yourselves - let us have a moment of silence to remember the deaths of our fallen canine comrades, Haskell and Dogonymous.

>>20
Anonydog