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How can I tell my programming mates I'm gay?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-12 14:06

????

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-12 14:10

Take out their dicks and give them friendly blowjobs.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-12 14:10

``Mates'' in Australian or biological sense?

Name: Ben Dover 2008-05-12 14:16

I don't know

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-12 14:18

do what >>2 said, but only if you're a woman.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-12 14:20

>>5
Ha.  Women programmers.
That's a good one.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-12 14:36

OF COURSE YOU MUST HAX THEIR ANII

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-12 14:54

echo I'M GAY AS HELL

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-12 14:56

>>8
If that's valid shell, then it's ugly.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-12 15:38

Gaia Shell

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-12 17:01

have a tshirt thats says "NEWFAG"

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-12 17:18

I just read the whole /usr/share/games/fortunes. I am a better man now.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-12 17:20

I just read the whole /usr/share/games/fortunes. I am a better woman now.

TITS OR GTFO

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-12 17:26

>>1

CALL ME ;)
512-645-0953

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-12 17:27

>>13
back to /b/, please

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-12 17:37

OP here.  I am really a woman (how did you know?).  I tried talking to my mates and gave them all blow jobs and they started raeping me :(

I think I'm pregnant.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-12 17:44

>>16
mazel tov.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-12 17:48

>>1
SHOW THEM A PROGRAM YOU WROTE IN HASKELL

Name: fairX 2008-05-12 18:00

hello im fairX the faggot join my community of homosexuals if you payme enough i will give you access to a private area of anus haxx ;)
http://img.7chan.org/pr/

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-12 18:01

since you're a woman, what >>18 won't work. show them a program you wrote directly in machine code. better yet, write a hex editor in machine code and show them.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-12 18:02

>>20
oo! oo! show them the hex editor showing it's own code!

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-12 18:03

>>19
anus haxx ;)
gtfo, go force your bullshit elsewhere.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-12 18:04

$me->{gay} = true;

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-12 18:27

>>1
They already know.
They had their suspicions already when you showed up with a Mac, but you clinched it when you told them about how easy it was to get your blog up and running with Ruby on Rails, and how you thought assembly language was ´´icky´´.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-12 18:33

The first time you said either "Mac", "Ruby [on Rails]" or "blog", they realized it.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-12 18:39

>>25
Stop being so gay.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-12 18:59

>>1
LET THEM KNOCK YOU UP LOL

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-12 19:02

>>27
LOL

Name: Cactaur 2008-05-13 1:44

back to /lounge/, please

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-13 2:55

>>28
lol u tk him 2 da bar|?

Name: HAX M 2008-05-13 16:30

SUNA YM XAH

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-13 18:16

op here again.  yes i am a girl kthxbi

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-13 18:28

>>32
shut the fuck up and get the fuck out
FUCKING SAGE THIS SHIT GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-13 18:47

>>32
r u cudder

if so post tits

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-14 4:56

>>17
HEIL HITLER

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-14 8:03

>>32
hax my penis

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 20:21

>>36
I do not approve of this meme-tampering

Name: Trollbot9000 2009-07-01 8:50

Tits In b4 Diggnation LAWL 40s Beer.

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