Official /prog/ song thread

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Chorus
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this song will launch me into being an INTERNET SUPERSTAR!

    HEY LOIS
    DIARRHEA
by /prog/

back to /b/, please
With our spells we conjure the spirits of the computer.
my other head is a tail
And then she said, “READ SICP.”

 xkill
 With our spells we conjure the spirits of the computer.
 hax my anus
 Have you read your sicp today?

shiichan sucks
But this is a DQN thing, not a /b/ thing. It's considered pretty cool among Internet Cool Guys.
xkcd
Join us now and share the software

 xkill
 With our spells we conjure the spirits of the computer.
 hax my anus
 Have you read your sicp today?

The forced indentation of code
Well, that's a faggot line to have in the song.
Well, this is a critical failure.
lulz nevermind

 xkill
 With our spells we conjure the spirits of the computer.
 hax my anus
 Have you read your sicp today?

Will be performed by GJS Jay Sussman feat. JSB Sebastian Bach in upcoming album: Songs of EXPERT PROGRAMMING, released by Virgin Records.