Sussman attains enlightenment

In the days when Sussman was a novice, Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.

“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky.

“I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied.

“Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky.

“I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.

Minsky then shut his eyes.

“Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.

“So that the room will be empty.”

At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.

It wasn't a PDP-6.
We've read that a million times.

"It still has preconceptions, but now you don't know what they are." (or something)

“Why do you put sage in the e-mail field?”, Sussman asked Anonymous.

“So that the shitty thread will cease to exist.”

Sussman raised his wand forming the pool  of parentheses now  gathered around him  into a sharp  pointed cone aimed  at Asakura Suddenly  he shouted L  ISP and the  concepts involved without  the bullshit a  modern language foists  on you to  see whether specified  source code with  an entire ENTERPRISE  CONTENT MANAGEMENT SOLUTION  SYSTEM with bbcode?

bampu pantsu~

A student was browsing a programming text-board during a class.

The teacher called on the student and asked him what he was doing.

The student replied that he was trying to hax his anus.

The teacher said, "There exists a state in which you will not attempt to hax your anus, and the anus will not attempt to hax you."

The student asked, "What is this state?"

The teacher said, "Give me your keyboard, and I will show you."

The student gave him the keyboard, and the teacher threw it to the ground, breaking it into pieces.

^The _student was enlightened.

SATORI, is that you?

>>5
This is some god damn poetry. Thank you Trollbot, thank you.

>>5
Epic.

Sussman raised his wand, forming the pool of parentheses now  gathered around him into a sharp  pointed cone aimed at Asakura.  Suddenly, he shouted "LISP!" and the concepts involved without  the bullshit a modern language foists on you to see whether specified source-code with an entire ENTERPRISE CONTENT MANAGEMENT SOLUTION SYSTEM with bbcode?

Parsing 9mb strings it could generate alot of such stuff.
Its was generated with word chain length of 4 or 5 IIRC(very ordered).



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Sussman raised his wand, forming the pool of parentheses now gathered around him into a sharp, pointed cone aimed at Asakura.  Suddenly, he shouted "LISP!" and the concepts involved, without the bullshit a modern language foists on you to see, whether specified source-code with an entire ENTERPRISE CONTENT MANAGEMENT SOLUTION SYSTEM with bbcode!!!

somebody please add to the story

>>12
That is pieces of an old story that the a bot mumbled together.

>>12
and the concepts involved, without the bullshit a modern language foists on you to see,
This phrase sounds surprisingly elegant and fitting to the story. The next sentences, if I remember correctly, are something like tihs:

made the parentheses shoot forward at Asakura. "It's time for some ENTERPRISE QUALITY!" Asakura shouted as she conjured the spirits of the JVM, creating a flood of boiling-hot coffee that slowly made its way towards the Sussman, colliding with his issuance of parentheses.

>>12,14
same idiot

>> 15
Super, jumbo, two for the price of one, idiot.