DirectX

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MessageBox("Faggot", (((GetVersion(LOL_WINDOWS) & VERSION_NT_BUILD) <= 4212) ? (BUTTON_YEA | BUTTON_NAY | BUTTON_CANCEL | ICON_BLUETHINGY | ICON_REDTHINGY | STYLE_AWESOME | CPM_COMPATIBILITY) : (MSGBOX_ALLOFTHEABOVE | MSGBOX_FULLSERVICE)), lulz = AllocateMessageBuffer(GetMessage(XX_CATALOG_LOLMICROSOFT, GetDXExtendedJewishErrorDescriptionStruct(GG_HEBREWTOLOCALE | F_BLACKJACK | F_HOOKERS, GetError(HRZSPDF_MICROSOFT, E_DOESNTWORK | E_EXTENDEDSPECIALERROR | (E_SEPPLES & ADO & COM & OLE & (CoInitializeExEx(NULL, NULL, NULL) & H_COM_ECODEFORMATPOINTERFACTORYOBJECTHANDLE << 8))), GetThreadHandle(NULL))), BUFFER_POINTERTOPOINTERTOPOINTER | BUFFER_FATALBLUESCREENHOLOCAUST) != NULL) **lulz : "dunno lol")

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