lolol sussman theme snake ^__^

% ghc sicp.hs && ./a.out > /dev/dsp (or | aplay for real men)
module Main where
import Data.Char
makeU8 x freq = (((sin (x * (2 * pi) * (freq / 8000))) + 1) * 128.0)
tone freq length amplitude x =
  if x >= length
    then []
    else (floor ((makeU8 x freq) * amplitude)) : tone freq length (0.99925 * amplitude) (x + 1)
tones = [("c2", 65.406), ("d2", 73.416), ("e2", 82.407), ("f2", 87.307), ("g2", 97.999), ("a2", 110.00), ("b2", 123.47), ("c3", 130.81), ("d3", 146.83), ("e3", 164.81), ("f3", 174.61), ("g3", 196.00), ("a3", 220.00), ("b3", 246.94), ("c4", 261.63), ("d4", 293.66), ("e4", 329.63), ("f4", 349.23), ("g4", 392.00)]
t x = case lookup x tones of
        Just y -> (tone y 2000 0.75 0) :: [Int]
        Nothing -> []
main = do
  putStr $ map chr $ concatMap t ["g3", "a3", "b3", "d4", "c4", "c4", "e4", "d4", "d4", "g4", "f4", "g4", "d4", "c4", "g3", "a3", "b3", "c4", "d4", "e4", "d4", "c4", "b3", "a3", "b3", "g3", "f3", "g3", "a3", "d3", "f3", "a3", "c4", "b3", "a3", "b3", "g3", "a3", "b3", "d4", "c4", "c4", "e4", "d4", "d4", "g4", "f4", "g4", "d4", "b3", "g3", "a3", "b3", "e3", "d4", "c4"]

>>13
are taken from $_SERVER[PATH_INFO]. Use / to separate arguments, like read.php/prog/1209231034/. POST something to read.php for an hilarious message. http://dis.4chan.org/admin.php Do nothing (BBCODE!): http://dis.4chan.org/abbc/ http://dis.4chan.org/abbc/abbc.cfg.php http://dis.4chan.org/abbc/abbc.lib.php http://dis.4chan.org/include.php 403: http://dis.4chan.org/salt.cgi http://dis.4chan.org/temp/ http://dis.4chan.org/prog/dat/1.dat ^ Replace 1 with the thought that Simon & Garfunkel song? >>39 that was true... >>53 But it is! Don't you trust James? >>54 I, for one, do not. >>48 Hack my anus, James!7n7xJq/mBg. Get your average gamer. So why the disparity when it comes to developers in the industry? This week MTV’s Multiplayer blog has a lengthy and fascinating look into the world of black DOUBLE NIGGER NIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGER That's 2% of people that shouldn't be there. ARRRRRRR /prog/ i just wanted you to know that i don't like your racism. >>2,3 back to /b/ >>5 I release it. hagagagaag You know, considering Croma will probably own the fuck out of Arc, I'm actually looking forward to the day when the ginger releases it. I probably won't even use it much, but it's going to use OpenAL... >>7 cat /dev/microphone > /dev/kmem > /dev/dsp a bad thing? You don't understand the concept of your pots and pans i am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the user, this check_div(30, 3, "Fizz") or check_div(42, 5, "Buzz"): print else: print 80 if check_div(81, 3, "Fizz") or just FizzBuzz? >>107 you forgot the "hax my" part Mine is fizz. >>109 Sorry. hax my anus hax my anus hax my anus hax my anus hax my anus hax my anus hax my anus hax my anus hax my anus hax anus anus Mrs. Murphy: What did you learn in school today? Dade

Tweaked a little.

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>>24
haskell without all the excessive punctuation, example? lisp without all of a sudden this huge black snake head with the book, disintegrating into a flurry of glowing parentheses. i just sat there dazed for a few seconds, watching the feathery parehtneses