Functional programming in Python

I really like functional, it's what Python should have been to start with. Too bad Guido is taking the language in the complete wrong direction.
If I had the inclination, I'd make a fork of Python, get rid of the FIOC, classes, and all that other crap, make print etc. into real functions, and turn it into a real functional programming language.

Oh, and:
print(eval((lambda: '\n'.join(map(reduce(compose, (''.join, partial(starmap,
apply), partial(flip(zip), map(c, (compose(*map(itemgetter, map(int, oct(1))
)), itemgetter(2), compose(*map(itemgetter, map(int, repr(11))))))), repeat,
partial(partial, flip(apply)), c)), sorted(izip(imap(randrange, repeat(int(a
, 36))), chain(starmap(map, zip(map(partial(partial, flip(mod)), 'aa b i u '
's o spoiler code sup sub'.split()), repeat('[%s] [/%s]'.split()))), c('> 0'
'&2;3+'.partition(''.join(imap(compose(chr, partial(xor, 229)), starmap(add,
izip(*imap(partial(imap, ord), (a, b)))))))[::2])), repeat(reduce(add, imap(
partial(getitem, reduce(add, imap(chr, starmap(add, izip(chain(imap(compose(
partial(flip(sub), 108), ord), '+kquuv'), repeat(mod(reduce(add, map(ord, b)
), div(int(a, 36), 4197516)))), imap(ord, compose(partial(imap, itemgetter(0
)), groupby)(sorted(reduce(add,(a, b)))))))))), map(int, '%d' * 0x6 % tuple(
map(compose(partial(flip(sub), 42), ord), (reduce(add, map(reduce(compose, (
chr, partial(add, 0x2f), partial(apply, sub))), zip(*map(tuple, map(partial(
map, ord), (b, 'c Sti-')))))))))))))))))).func_code, (lambda n, g = dict(zip
('abc', ('bbcode', 'satori', lambda *c: c))): (map(g.update, ((__import__(m)
).__dict__ for m in n)), g)[1])('random functional operator itertools'.split
())))

>>18
Two words, you have no idea what you're talking about, thread over.