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/prog/ Challenge [Extremely Easy]

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-26 19:39

Create a program that gives this as its output: http://pastebin.ca/998836

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-27 20:55

>>38
Hurr

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-28 6:26

>>36
zsh: curl: not found

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-28 6:39

>>42
INSTALL CURL, PROBLEM SOLVED

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-28 6:53

while(true){
print "DURRRRRR";
print "*   *****\n*   *\n*   *\n*   *\n*********\n    *   *\n    *   *\n    *   *\n*****   *\n";
print "\nSIEG HEIL";
}

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-28 8:44

>>42
what sort of faggot distrobation doesn't come with curl

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-28 8:48

>>45
ubanto

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-28 8:50

>>45
freebsd

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-28 9:20

>>45
Gentoo

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-28 10:43

>>45
what sort of faggot distrobation comes with curl?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-28 13:22

>>45
Ones that come with wget instead.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-28 13:29

#!/bin/sh
echo DURRRRRR
exit 0

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-28 14:33

>>49
MAC OS X

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-28 15:02

[u][b][a][n][t][o][/o][/t][/n][/a][/b][/u]

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-02 15:33

p "DU"+"R"*6

OPTIMIZED

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-02 15:38

print "DU".("R"x6)."\n"

Valid Perl code.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-02 18:46

>>55
multiplication binds tighter than addition
print"DU"."R"x6."\n"

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-02 20:47

distrobation

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-02 20:53

>>57
Well how else would you expand "distro"?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-02 20:55

masterbution

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-02 20:59

MASTER BARTER

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-03 4:16

>>56
% perl -e 'print"DU"."R"x6."\n"'
String found where operator expected at -e line 1, near "6."\n""
        (Missing operator before "\n"?)
syntax error at -e line 1, near "6."\n""
Execution of -e aborted due to compilation errors.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-03 4:40

>>61
Trick question; the sample output didn't have a newline.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-03 9:24

newline
masterbution
*grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-03 10:35

>>61
Aww, fiddlesticks.
print"DU"."R"x6 ."\n"

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-03 10:43

import faggot.enterprise.durrrrrrprinter;

class IAmAHugeFaggot {
    public static void main(String args[]) {
        DurrrrrrPrinter durrrrrrprinter = new DurrrrrrPrinter();
        durrrrrrprinter.HolyFuckEnterpriseShitIsSeriousBusiness();
    }
}

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-03 11:30

include <stdio.h>

int main()
{
printf("DURRRRRR");
}

perhaps i should add a return, but i r lazy :P

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-03 11:30


#!/usr/bin/perl
@P=split//,".URRUU\c8R";@d=split//,"\nRRRRRRUD";sub p{
@p{"r$p","u$p"}=(P,P);pipe"r$p","u$p";++$p;($q*=2)+=$f=!fork;map{$P=$P[$f^ord
($p{$_})&6];$p{$_}=/ ^$P/ix?$P:close$_}keys%p}p;p;p;p;p;map{$p{$_}=~/^[P.]/&&
close$_}%p;wait until$?;map{/^r/&&<$_>}%p;$_=$d[$q];sleep rand(2)if/\S/;print

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-03 11:52

>>66
Nah, it's implied that you returned 0.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-03 12:08

>>64 =~ s/ ./,/

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-03 12:32

i was trying to solve that with prolog but then i remembered that you can't write programs in it

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-03 14:51

>>68
No, it's not.
main should be int (*)(void) in your case.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-03 16:10

;; durrrrrr - displays ``DURRRRRR''
;; Adapted from cocks <http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1204983387/529>;
;;
;; Copyright (c) 2008 Christopher
;; Copyright (c) 2008 James
;;
;; Permission is hereby granted, free of charge, to any person obtaining a copy
;; of this software and associated documentation files (the "Software"), to deal
;; in the Software without restriction, including without limitation the rights
;; to use, copy, modify, merge, publish, distribute, sublicense, and/or sell
;; copies of the Software, and to permit persons to whom the Software is
;; furnished to do so, subject to the following conditions:
;;
;; The above copyright notice and this permission notice shall be included in
;; all copies or substantial portions of the Software.
;;
;; THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS IS", WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR
;; IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY,
;; FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE AND NONINFRINGEMENT. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE
;; AUTHORS OR COPYRIGHT HOLDERS BE LIABLE FOR ANY CLAIM, DAMAGES OR OTHER
;; LIABILITY, WHETHER IN AN ACTION OF CONTRACT, TORT OR OTHERWISE, ARISING FROM,
;; OUT OF OR IN CONNECTION WITH THE SOFTWARE OR THE USE OR OTHER DEALINGS IN
;; THE SOFTWARE.
(write "DURRRRRR")

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-03 19:20

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-03 20:11

>>73
You must be the first person that has actually managed to use Automator for something.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-03 22:11

$ wget http://pastebin.ca/998836 && cat 998836 && rm -f 998836

Am I doing it right ?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-03 22:53

>>75
wget -O- http://pastebin.ca/998836
OMG OPTIMIZED

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-04 0:02

>>76
You forgot the raw, fuqin moran

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-04 3:19

Christopher@chrislaptop ~> wget -O- http://pastebin.ca/998836
fish: Unknown command “wget”

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-04 3:57


"RRRRRRUD" v




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Name: Anonymous 2008-05-04 3:59

>>79
Shii Bug Report #4738411
The board software does not support the befunge ``change moving direction to right'' operator, which is misinterpreted as a quote operator.

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