STICKY: /prog/ the ultimate

Why do people still ask for programming advice on this board? Take a few minutes and look around, you stoopid noobies. /prog/ has stopped being about programming years ago.

After a lot of research done by various EXPERT PROGRAMMERs, it was finally realized that all programming problems can be solved by reading SICP and if you can't handle it on your own from there, you should die in a fire. This insight has made discussion about programming essentially obsolete.

TL;DR stop talking about programming, it's unscientific and ultimately destructive.


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Just the other day I caught myself typing back to /b/, please. It was at that point - whilst clicking the submit button - I realised that I was infact, on /b/.

At that moment, I was enlightened. and lulz were had