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Data structures for game programmers

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-10 18:05

Written: 2003

About the author: Ron penton: currently finishing bachelors degree in comp sci at state university of new york at buffalo.  He hopes to have a long career in game dev.

Years ago, in the bad old days, computer languages didn't support recursion.  See the section called "The stack" to find out why..

"Old languages stored local function variables in global memory..... without a stack this function works as if variable was static.  Obviously this would cause a lot of problems with recursive algorithms.



GOGOOGOGOGOG UNIVERSITY EDUCATION

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-14 16:30

I FINGERED RON PENTON'S CORNHOLE AND HE CAME SO HARD HE PEED ALL OVER MY CAR AND LEFT SHIT STREAKS,

THE STREAKS WERE ALL 3D AND FULL OF DATA STRUCTURE SO IT WAS AWESOME THOUGH

I REGRET NOTHING

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-14 16:35

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-14 17:24

MAKE SURE YOU USE FOR LOOPS TO MAKE PAUSES IN YOUR PROGRAMS.


for(int i; i<200 ;i++){
}

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-14 17:37

>>83

please use -funroll-loops

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-14 17:40

>>83
please use -fruit-rollups

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-14 17:43

-funroll-joint

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-14 17:56

please use -funfolding-fun-discount

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-14 18:14

-fun-land

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-14 18:32

Can someone please send this thread to Sir Mr Penton?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-14 18:52

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Name: Anonymous 2008-04-14 21:54

>>90
THIS ARE NOT VALID BBCODE

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-14 23:06

YOU'RE NOT MY FRIEND, GUY.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-14 23:08

what what in my asshole

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-14 23:11

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-15 0:51

>i
You have:
a Ron Penton Coin
a Coffee mug
some data structures
a copy of SICP
>e
You enter Ron Penton's Private Sexy Pleasures. There is a strong smell of smegma in the room.
>l
You are in Ron Penton's Private Sexy Pleasures. You see Ron Penton.
>put coin in Ron Penton
You put the coin in the Ron Penton. Ron Penton notices your data structures and starts peeing in your coffee mug.
>run
You cannot run. Ron Penton is filling the mug.
>PLUGH
You cannot PLUGH. Ron Penton has filled the mug and is staring at your asshole suggestively.
>throw data structures at Ron
You throw several STL structures at Ron Penton. Ron Penton is nonplussed.
>w
You try to go back but shitty collision detection prevents you from doing so. Ron Penton is approaching and licking his LIPS.
>read SICP
You start conjuring the spirits of the computer with your spells. Ron Penton twitches around.
>read SICP
Ron Penton's head has inflated by approximately 350%.
>read SICP
Ron Penton explodes. His guts are all over the wall.
>z
You rest.
>w
Now that the problem has been solved, you start heading back west and take a sip from your mug on the way. OH SHI-

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-15 1:13

>>95
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Name: Anonymous 2008-04-15 2:05

>>89
I did back when the thread was at 30 replies or so (since I talk with him every other day, at least). Apparently my mail got lost somewhere and neither him nor I gave enough of a shit to re-communicate the link.

I'm surprised this is still on the front page, lawds. Ron's gonna piss in your coffee.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-15 9:06

>>27
If atomic bomb kills you, you will blame person who dropped it, not the bomb itself.

Actually, I don't know why this thing needs a name. I had similar functionality on my site, and only now found out it's supposedly called ajax.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-15 9:45

what the fu-?

Name: age 2008-04-15 12:49

CAPTAIN AGE

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-15 12:55

>>95
You cannot run. Ron Penton is filling the mug.
i lol'd

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-15 16:05

CAPTAIN JEAN LUC PICARD OF THE U S S ENT ER PRISE

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-15 18:48

>>102
You should understand that KING OF SPACES != KING OF SPACE

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-15 18:59

OH FUCK A BEE

That is to say,

OH FUCK, A BEE

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-15 19:49

EXAMINE THE FINE PISS STAINS

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-15 19:52

Hey Stains -- examine the Fine Piss would ya?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-15 21:36

>x piss
The piss is yellow. From it are emanating clear lines of strange vapor, like the ectoplasm of a thousand jaundice-ridden ghosts. No container in the world could handle this unholy substance for very long.
As a matter of fact, your coffee cup is shaking slightly. The handle is strangely deformed, its shape approaching the rictus of a sad clown about to rape a child.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-02 23:51

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