sort rant

Seriously... why can't we just do things ONE WAY? All these different types of sorts, for no reason at all except to get a faster running time with programs made for computers that won't even NOTICE the difference between a selection or merge sort. So what if heap sort has a constant O(n log n) time? I don't care! So stop assigning me stupid CS labs telling me to figure out different sorts.
All this from a high school APCS student...

>>20
It's a kinda greed. Greed. Greed. [b]GREEEEEED!!!![/b]