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Why do you program

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-06 10:34

?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-07 23:20

>>39
That's what you get for learning <your language here>. The first person to fill this blank with Lisp gets a dick in the ass.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-07 23:25

Accept your fate and bow down to your new EXPERT PROGRAMMER BOSSES

'-._                  ___.....___
    `.__           ,-'        ,-.`-,
        `''-------'          ( X )  `._       .NET Programmers
                              `-'      (
                                        \         _______      
                              .          \  *=====/_______\
                               \---..,--'      _/          \
   ................._           --...--,      /_____________\        
                     `-.._         _.-'        \()__()__()_/       
                          `'-----''                  

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-08 4:36

That's what you get for learning LISSAC.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-08 5:06

>>39
That's what you get for learning Scheme.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-08 7:34

>>44
That's what you get for learning.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-08 13:07

No wonder you cretins like this place; it's full of idiots that play around with ASCII art and, I reckon, have never written a single line of code. Happy, fun place, faggots. you will never get a job.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-08 14:31

>>46
At least we get laid regularly.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-08 15:01

>>47
No wonder you cretins like this place; it's full of idiots that play around with ASCII art and, I reckon, have never written a single line of code. Happy, fun place, faggots. you will never get a job.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-08 15:04

>>46,48
Happy, fun place, faggots.
verb not detected

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-08 15:05

>>48
At least we get laid regularly.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-08 15:15

>>50
Fuck you, penis.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-08 15:24

>>51
At least we get saged regularly.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-08 15:31

>>52
At least you get bampu`d regularly.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-08 15:38

>>53
At least you get pansu`d regularly.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-08 15:40

http://ubuntu-tutorials.com/2007/07/25/how-to-set-default-workspace-size-and-window-effects-in-gnome/

(if
(is (application_name) "Firefox")
(begin
(set_workspace 2)
(maximize)
)
)
Holy crap, that's the worst code layout I've ever seer. Seriously SEXPS help with layout. No wonder Ubanto users are stupid.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-08 15:43

(if
(is (application_name) "Firefox")
(begin
(set_workspace 2)
(maximize)
)
)
Whoops, forgot my monospace.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-08 16:36


(
define
  factoiral (lambda (x)
    (* x
       (factoiral
(- x 1)
)
)
)
)

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-08 16:41


(define cool
  (lambda (x)
    (lambda (y)
      (lambda (z)
        (lambda (w)
          (lambda (u)
            (lambda (s)
              (lambda (t)
                (lambda (r)
                  (* x y z w u s t r)
                )
              )
            )
          )
        )
      )
    )
  )
)

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-08 16:42

>>58
This is why Simon Peyote Joints invented Haskell.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-08 16:46

>>59

car :: [a] -> a
car (x:xs) = x

cdr :: [a] -> [a]
cdr (x:xs) = xs

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-08 16:49

>>39
Uhm, not a single post related to programming has been posted. On what ground do you state your assumptions?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-08 16:50

>>60

car = head
cudder = tail

Point-free love <3

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-08 17:00

>>62
Do you know where I can find the definition of nub included in GHC? Thanks.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-08 17:15

>>63
http://haskell.org/hoogle/?q=n00b

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-08 17:34

>>64
>>64
Thx man, cant tell you how much appreciate you're gratitude.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-08 17:35

Will Simon Peyote Joints personally come kill me if I refuse to camel case my function names?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-08 17:42

>>66
You cannot, Haskell has a built-in language parser that can parse any language and raise an error if キャメルケース is not detected.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-08 17:44

>>66
GHC will kil lyou.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-08 17:46

Because it is a make your own way type of environment.  Programming also allows you to do things other mediums do not.  Finally because it there is a lot of documents on the subject and it doesn't require certification like engineering.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-08 17:53

Programming is the magic of these modern times. The art of manipulating machinery that processes information. Ask any random fool on the street and it's all black boxes and unknowables to them.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-09 5:32

>>70
WILL PROGRAM ASSEMBLY FOR FOOD

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-09 14:51

I live my life one clause at a time

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 7:09

The strongest indicator of   where I currently   have a list   and use List   Util qw first   shuffle use File   Find sub wanted   push files File   type to validate   a legit file   1 remember the   name anyone know   or used a   tab for some   godforsaken reason I   have no idea   why you would   play the FORTRAN   EXPERT guy the   other day who   thought he had?

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 11:02


Straight line segment connecting?

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Name: Anonymous 2011-01-31 20:12

<-- check em dubz

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