/prog/ - Why do you program

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-06 10:34

?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-06 10:38

Why do you ask stupid questions? It's just in your nature.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-06 10:40

Y\ /Y | \ _ / | _____ | =(_)= | ,-~" "~-. ,-~\/^ ^\/~-. ,^ ___ ___ ^. ,^ ___ ___ ^. / .^ ^. .^ ^. \ / .^ ^. .^ ^. \ Y l O! l O! Y Y lo ! lo ! Y l_ `.___.' `.___.' _[ l_ `.___.' `.___.' _[ l^~"-------------"~^I l^~"-------------"~^I !\, ,/! ! ! \ ~-.,_______,.-~ / \ / ^. .^ ^. .^ "-.._____.,-" "-.._____.,-" WHY DOES THE LOGO FOR GENTOO LINUX LOOK LIKE A RETARDED PAC-MAN

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-06 10:53

ITT deep questions

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-06 11:08

ITT Deep rectal cavaties.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-06 11:32

                             Y\     /Y            

                              | \ _ / |           

        _____                 | =(_)= |           

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Y  l    O! l    O!  Y   Y  lo    ! lo    !  Y     

l_ `.___.' `.___.' _[   l_ `.___.' `.___.' _[     

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  ^.             .^       ^.             .^       

    "-.._____.,-"           "-.._____.,-"         

                                                  

       WHY DOES THE LOGO FOR GENTOO LINUX          

You just lost the game

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-06 11:36

Y\ /Y | \ _ / | _____ | =(_)= | ,-~" "~-. ,-~\/^ ^\/~-. ,^ ___ ___ ^. ,^ ___ ___ ^. / .^ ^. .^ ^. \ / .^ ^. .^ ^. \ Y l O! l O! Y Y lo ! lo ! Y l_ `.___.' `.___.' _[ l_ `.___.' `.___.' _[ l^~"-------------"~^I l^~"-------------"~^I !\, ,/! ! ! \ ~-.,_______,.-~ / \ / ^. .^ ^. .^ "-.._____.,-" "-.._____.,-" HOW DOES THE LOGO FOR GENTOO LINUX TERRIBLE!

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-06 11:39

'-._ ___.___ `.__ ,-' ,-.`-, `''' ( p ) `._ `-' ( . \ \---..,--' .........._ --...--, `-.._ _.-' `'-''

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-06 11:40

'-._ ___.....___ `.__ ,-' ,-.`-, `''-------' ( p ) `._ SON? `-' ( \ . \ \---..,--' ................._ --...--, `-.._ _.-' `'-----''

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-06 11:42



'-._           ___.___

    `.__    ,-'    ,-.`-,

        `'''      ( p )  `._     DAD?

                   `-'      (

                   .         \

                    \---..,--'

   .........._       --...--,

              `-.._     _.-'

                   `'-''

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-06 11:44

CLICK HERE FOR HOT SNAKE/GENTOO SEX

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-06 11:45

'-._ ___.....___ BUT HAVE YOU READ Y\ /Y `.__ ,-' ,-.`-, YOUR SICP | \ _ / | HELP ME DEAR, `''-------' ( p ) `._ TODAY? _____ | =(_)= | I HAVEN'T READ MY `-' ( ,-~" "~-. ,-~\/^ ^\/~-. SICP \ ,^ ___ ___ ^. ,^ ___ ___ ^. TODAY . \ / .^ ^. .^ ^. \ / .^ ^. .^ ^. \ \---..,--' Y l0 ! l0 ! Y Y lo ! lo ! Y ................._ --...--, l_ `.___.' `.___.' _[ l_ `.___.' `.___.' _[ `-.._ _.-' l^~"-------------"~^I l^~"-------------"~^I `'-----'' !\, ,/! ! ! \ ~-.,_______,.-~ / \ / ^. .^ ^. .^ "-.._____.,-" OH GOD "-.._____.,-"

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-06 11:48

'-._ ___.....___ Y\ /Y `.__ ,-' ,\.`-, | \ _ / | `''-------' ( p\) `._ _____ | =(_)= | `-' ( ,-~" "~-. ,-~\/^ ^\/~-. \ ,^ ___ ___ ^. ,^ ___ ___ ^. \ / .^ ^. .^ ^. \ / .^ ^. .^ ^. \ .---..,--' Y l0 ! l0 ! Y Y lo ! lo ! Y ................._ /---...--, l_ `.___.' `.___.' _[ l_ `.___.' `.___.' _[ `-.._ _.-' l^~"-------------"~^I l^~"-------------"~^I `'-----'' ! _______ ! ! ____ ! \~~-.' '.-~~/ \ / \ / ^. .^ ^. \____/ .^ "-.._____.,-" OH FUCK "-.._____.,-"

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-06 11:49

gtfo.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-06 11:54

>>13

'-._ ___.....___
    `.__    ,-' ,-.`-,
      `''-------' ( p ) `._ IT'S GOOFY TIME!
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   `-.._    _.-'
      `'-----''

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-06 11:55

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────┐ ┌────────────┐ └─────┐ ┌─┘ └──┐ HAVE YOU READ └───────┘ ┌───┐ └──┐ YOUR SICP TODAY ? │ P │ │ └───┘ │ │ ┌───────┘ ──────────────────┐ └──────┐ └─────┐ ┌───┘ └──────┘

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-06 11:56



 ────┐               ┌────────────┐

     └─────┐       ┌─┘            └──┐           HAVE YOU READ

           └───────┘          ┌───┐  └──┐      YOUR [b]HASKELL[/b] TODAY ?

                              │ X │     │

                              └───┘     │

                                        │

                                ┌───────┘

    ──────────────────┐         └──────┐

                      └─────┐      ┌───┘

                            └──────┘

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-06 11:56

'-._                  ___.....___

    `.__           ,-'        ,-.`-,

        `''-------'          ( p )  `._      FAGS?   

                              `-'      (

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                              .         \

                               \---..,--'

   ................._           --...--,

                     `-.._         _.-'

                          `'-----''

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-06 11:57

'-._                  ___.....___

    `.__           ,-'        ,-.`-,

        `''-------'          ( p )  `._      FAGS? Have you sucked me today?

                              `-'      (

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                              .         \

                               \---..,--'

   ................._           --...--,

                     `-.._         _.-'

                          `'-----''

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-06 11:58

'-._                  ___.....___

    `.__           ,-'        ,-.`-,

        `''-------'          ( p )  `._      >>16,17 is a FAG!  

                              `-'      (

                                        \

                              .         \

                               \---..,--'

   ................._           --...--,

                     `-.._         _.-'

                          `'-----''

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-06 11:59

'-._                  ___.....___

    `.__           ,-'        ,-.`-,

        `''-------'          ( p )  `._      Yummy cumshot!

                              `-'      (

                                        \

                              .         \

                               \---..,--'

   ................._           --...--, ~~~~~C=======8

                     `-.._         _.-'

                          `'-----''

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-06 12:03



'-._                  ___.....___

    `.__           ,-'        ,-.`-,

        `''-------'          ( p )  `._      Yummy cumshot!

                              `-'      (

                                        \

                              .         \              |\_/|

                               \---..,--'              |00 |

   ................._           --...--, ~~~~~C=======8|___|

                     `-.._         _.-'                 ' '

                          `'-----''                   HASKELL

                                                       FERRET

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-06 12:03

No wonder you cretins like this place; it's full of idiots that play around with ASCII art and, I reckon, have never written a single line of code. Happy, fun place, faggots. you will never get a job.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-06 12:04

>>22
This is the Ruby ferret, read WPGtR.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-06 12:05

>>22
Good work.
lol

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-06 12:09

>>23
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<<<<]>>>>[-<<<<+>>>>]<<<[->>+>+<<<]>>>[-<<<+>>>]<<[>[->+<]<[-]]>[-]>]<
<<<[->>+<<]>[->+<]>[[-]<<<[->+>+<<]>>[-<<+>>]>++++++[<+++++++>-]<+<[->
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>>]<[<[->>+<<]>[-]]<[-]>>]<<<<[->>>+<<<]>[->>+<<]>+>[<->[-]]<[<<<<+>>>
>[-]]<<<[->+>+<<]>>[-<<+>>]>+++++[<+++++++++>-]<<[->>>+>+<<<<]>>>>[-<<
<<+>>>>]<<<[->+>>+<<<]>>>[-<<<+>>>]<[<[->>+<<]>[-]]<[-]>>[[-]<<<<->-<[
->>>+>+<<<<]>>>>[-<<<<+>>>>]<<<[->+>>+<<<]>>>[-<<<+>>>]<[<[->>+<<]>[-]
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>>[-<<+>>]>++++++[<++++++++++>-]<<[->>>+>+<<<<]>>>>[-<<<<+>>>>]<<<[->+
>>+<<<]>>>[-<<<+>>>]<[<[->>+<<]>[-]]<[-]>>[[-]<<<<->-<[->>>+>+<<<<]>>>
>[-<<<<+>>>>]<<<[->+>>+<<<]>>>[-<<<+>>>]<[<[->>+<<]>[-]]<[-]>>]<<<<[->
>>+<<<]>[->>+<<]>+>[<->[-]]<[<<<<+++>>>>[-]]<<<[->+>+<<]>>[-<<+>>]>+++
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Name: Anonymous 2008-04-06 12:40

>>26
HOLY SHIT IS THAT SUM BRAINFUCK?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-06 12:43

Indeed it is.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-06 12:47

>>27
No, it's a failed quote.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-06 13:02



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Name: Anonymous 2008-04-06 13:21

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Name: Anonymous 2008-04-06 13:32



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Name: Anonymous 2008-04-06 13:46

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Name: Anonymous 2008-04-06 14:00

Failed attempt at giving The ABC Programming Language a meme status.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-06 14:01

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Name: sage 2008-04-06 14:02

sage

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-06 14:05

>>34
Meme attempt at giving The ABC Programming Language a failed status.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-07 15:56

>>37
Failed attempt at giving Failed attempt a meme status.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-07 15:59

I'm beginning to think that programming is not for me. Holy fuck it is a pain in the ass now.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-07 23:00

This entire thread is valid Perl code.

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