``I build a little empire''

/pr/:

A: Hello, I've been using LUNIX UBANTO for some time, but I want to make grub load Windows Vista by default. How to do this?
B: Hey there and welcome to the world of Linux! What you wan to do is issue the following command:

sudo mousepad /boot/grub/menu.lst
You'll see some text but you do not need to be concerned with this. Just copy [...]. I know it because I am a regular at UBANTOFORUMS
A: Thanks, it' working now :)

/code/:

A: Hello, I've been using LUNIX UBANTO for some time, but I want to make grub load Windows Vista by default. How to do this?
A: Uhm, anyone?
A: ...guys?

/prog/:

A: Hello, I've been using LUNIX UBANTO for some time, but I want to make grub load Windows Vista by default. How to do this?
B: Read SICP.
C: >>A GET OUT OF MY LAMBDA KNIGHTS NAO
D: Haskell question: [...]
Simon Peyote Joints: >>D So [...]
A: Is nobody gonna help me?
C >>A see >>B
A: Perhaps it was a mistake posting here.

/code/@sovietrussia:

A: Hello, I've been using LUNIX UBANTO for some time, but I want to make grub load Windows Vista by default. How to do this?
B: HELLO I AM ANAL TOURING THE FOUNDER AND CREATOR OF TOURING MACHINES INC. [...]

/prog/ and sovietrussia are doing it right. This is not a GNAA/Lunix support board. Answering seriously to those threads only makes people think that it's ok to post crap like that here.

Notice how we eventually give the right answer to retarded Sepples programming questions (genuine ones, trolls just get the ``NO EXCEPTIONS'' 1 GET and we move on). 1-san just has to endure a hard and long process of being ridiculed, mocked and made fun of until he gets his answer.

That's how it should be.