/prog/ - When do you breathe manually?

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-19 13:45

1. When I blink rapidly
2. When I notice the tip of my nose
3. All the time (salivate)
4. Other

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-19 13:47

Is this thread about Pascal?

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-19 13:48

Trolled.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-19 13:55

>>2
I don't get it.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-19 14:17

>>4
Is this post about Pascal?

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-19 14:24

your heart is now beating manually,

 your penis is now beating manually,

 your ceo is now meeting annually;

 your life is falling apart;

 your wife is dating bart;

 but at the end of it all you still own a cart

 and when that bullet goes through your heart

 you realize the one thing that set you apart...

 the fact that your other car was a cdr.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-19 14:38

4. When I have been trolled, or read a beginner's Haskell tutorial.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-19 16:52

I wrote a small shell script to automatically breathe and blink at appropriate intervals.
My manual walking still looks a bit funny, though.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-19 17:09

>>2-5,7-999 have beet tolled

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-19 17:31

At least you didn't mention the game.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-20 15:22

Right now

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-27 19:02

Bampu pantsu ^_^

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-27 19:24

>>8
man walking

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-28 0:05

Ubantu Pantsu

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-28 2:55

>>13
triple-pun. clever.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-28 6:36

>>15
no u

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-28 6:43

>>15
how quaint

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-28 6:57

( ( ) ( (( ( ) ( ( ) ( ))) ( ( ) ( ( )))) (( ( ' ( )) ( ( ))) ( (( ( ( ))) ( ( ( )))) ( (( ( ))) ( ( ) ( ( ( ) ( )) ( () ( ( )))))))) ( ( (( ( ( ) ( )))) ( ( ) ( (( (( ))) ( ( ( ( ( )))))) ( ( ( ( )) ( () ( ) ( ( )))) ( ( )))))))))

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-28 6:58

>>18
You are an EXPERT PROGRAMMING if you understand this code

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-28 12:32

>>19
I wish. It's machine code.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-28 14:02

>>18
clonepa, is that you?

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-28 16:23

>>18
VALID WHITESPACE CODE

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-26 11:00

It's like suddenly remembering that you have an asshole, and it's itching!

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-26 16:40

>>17
This post enrages me. ``How quaint'' is a thing I am very likely to say, but then I wouldn't omit the leading capital letter. How quaint.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-26 17:41

>>24
Wat dus it meen?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-26 19:45

>>23
Haxing detected.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-27 1:18

>>23,26
Same flaming gay faggot

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-27 2:32

gay faggot

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-03 5:51

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When do you breathe manually?

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