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Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day reading stupid ass SICP books and masturbating to LISP. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

[..], I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, [..]

funny story, i'm a 22 year old virgin but i live a far more exciting life than most people on here, i'm a drug dealing free lance programmer working from home, also i grow my own weed and hack stuff for big bucks, i don't have a single year of official education completed in my life

you don't have to believe a word of this but since this is an anonymous board and i'm using mad proxy skills, you'll never know for sure if i'm lying or not, so think about that /prog/, not all virgins are losers, though i'd trade my exciting life of gun wielding drug dealing hacking for a stable relationship with a semi-cute gf anyday =( i'm miserable inside

You're a little late, this meme was SO cash several weeks ago.

>>1
Can you masturbate to people's pictures on Facebook without them knowing?  I assume I have to register an account, but surely I can fake all the data and register an Anonymous account?

>>5
To look at pictures they have to have your 'friends' in them

>>6
Is that for all pictures?

Just figured out a way to get a direct link to the images.

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>>8
Can you see any more when registering than when you aren't registered?

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>>1
Hey John.

>>12
Hey sage.

>>5-10
i sage YOU

Lain.