help

.. help

Please visit a doctor.

M-x doctor

>>2
Why do you say visit a doctor?

>>4
Because the OP is obviously crazy and/or stupid.

>>4
Because you should. Doctors help people. Please visit the doctor using either C-x C-f doctor or the doctor-mode.

>>5
``You're crazy!'', as Clevinger would say.

>>5,6
Do any other reasons not come to mind?

>>8
I'm right because I'm right.

I'm ragged but I'm right.

I'm left but I'm right.

>>11
And that makes sense how?

>>11
Can you elaborate on that?

>>11
What the fuck?

>>12-14
Samefag.

>>1
buy more ram.

>>12-14
>>9 made a reference to Linus Torvalds (jokingly changing his last name to ``tarballs'', a jargon name for .tar files which are considered the default Linux archive type). In the Linux source, Linus makes numerous claims scorning other styles of coding and praising the one he chose, giving no arguments.
>>10 caught the idea of ``I'm <something>, I'm right'', so he altered the text to match the name he has taken, namely the name of Johnny Cash. ``I'm Ragged but I'm Right'' is the name of Johnny Cash's song that appears on the follow-up to the successful Love-God-Murder compilation CD, Life.
>>11 is a beet troll.

>>17
yhb tutorial

>>18
It is, in fact, you that have been trolled constantly, by me.

>>19
This might surprise you, but you have been tutored by me, con-stant-ly.

Did you mean cons-tantly?

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