Have you read your Poignant Guide today?

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why the lucky stiff is a girly faggot.

>>2
It sees all.

Perhaps you would be suprised if I told you that one why the lucky stiff and one Gerald Jay Sussman, two men connected by deep and lasting and beautiful webs of relation, once came within three feet of each other. That in that moment, everything could have been cast to the shore.  That the Spanish Civil War could have gone the other way.  That a particular lady might not have been born.  That the Burning of Books and Burying of Scholars could have been reversed.  That a tribe of men entering what is now Iran might have turned back.  All these things did not, are not, and will not happen, of course.  But I spend many nights sitting at my window and waiting for these events which are not to happen.

>>10
C rules amirite
Imagine a giant penis flying towards your mouth, and there's nothing you can do about it. And you're like "Oh man, I'm gonna have to suck this thing", and you brace yourself to suck this giant penis. But then, at the last moment, it changes trajectory and hits you in the eye. You think to yourself "Well, at least I got that out of the way", but then the giant penis rears back and stabs your eye again, and again, and again. Eventually, this giant penis is penetrating your gray matter, and you begin to lose control of your motor skills. That's when the giant penis slaps you across the cheek, causing you to fall out of your chair. Unable to move and at your most vulnerable, the giant penis finally lodges itself in your anus, where it rests uncomfortably for 4, maybe 5 hours. That's what programming Ruby is like.

>>9
I get it.

>>11
Next time you meet up with him, insist that he licks your asshole. Make sure you wash it before you meet up with him though. I assure you, that the musky (not fecal) aroma coming from the glands in your ass will turn him on incredibly.

Then insist that he licks the soles your feet. Again, wash them first. The reason for these two practices is that it makes him subservient to you, and gives you more power over how he expresses his libido.

This guy is quite obviously a shy, lonely, retiring type who just wants to be dominated by a girl. So fucking do it.

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