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HOW DO I BE GOOD PROGRAMMER??

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-10 19:55

topic helps

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-10 20:04

No it doesn't.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-10 20:06

Read SICP.

Name: sage 2008-03-10 20:13

sage

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-10 20:58

-1/0

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-10 21:04

>>5
return Exception exception = new Exception(IllegalArithmeticOperationException("divide by zero"));

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-10 21:47

Learn good English fist...

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-10 21:58

>>6
You suck at Java.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-10 22:19

>>8
Java sucks anyway.
>>7
Fist? Fist what?

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-10 22:41

>>9
the english one.

"weil, Iyall pouch ye bloody fayse eein."

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-10 23:08

>>8
This may surprise you, but I wrote a metacircular ANSI Java bytecode intepreter when I was 12.

Did that make any sense?

I'm not a programmer, I hang out here just for fun, and I thought I'll check what I have learned from you guys. So, does that make sense?

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-10 23:13

>>11
read sicp

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-10 23:14

No. Also, the game.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-11 0:16

>>11
M-x copypasta

THIS IS WHY WE DON'T POST /prog/ TO REDDIT.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-11 0:27

( ゚ ヮ゚) PROGGIT

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-11 1:02

guys wats m-x

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-11 2:09

>>9
How would you know? You can't even get a simple exception right enough to successfully mock it.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-11 2:11

>>16
(define M-x (meta (execute y)))

i think. i dunno, i came here from reddit and i'm just tryin to make you guys laugh.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-11 2:29

gb2reddit

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-11 2:32

>>11
That's funny, because I invented that meme.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-11 8:12

bash

GNU screen

vim (or emacs, i prefer vim because elisp sucks)

SICP

s48 > mzscheme

ghc

oh and

>>11
GTFO

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-11 10:13

>>21
YHBTC

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-11 12:07

>>22









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Name: Anonymous 2008-03-11 12:15

>>23
Damn you got me.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-11 12:17

Hahahah...  I hate mondays.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-11 12:25

>>25
Today's Tuesday.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-11 13:27

Sounds like someones got a case of the Mondays

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-11 13:40

Proprietary Scalable Enterprises

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-11 14:16

>>25
Indeed a good reason to shoot up the school.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-11 14:47

>>28
Indeed a good reason to shoot up the school.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-11 15:30

>>29-30
Failed attempt to give ``Indeed a good reason to shoot up the school'' meme status.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-11 15:53

>>27
your boss called, you require more flail.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-11 15:55

Failed ``Failed attempt to give ``Indeed a good reason to shoot up the school'' meme status.''

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-11 16:02

Failed recursive meme.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-11 16:58

>>35
Failed recursive ``Failed recursive meme.'' meme.

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