Aw shit

Should I learn:

C
C++
C# (lulwut?)
Lisp (I'm not sure about the dialects, is it Common and Scheme?)
Java
Python

being a programming FAILURE they're the only ones that come to mind at the moment.

inb4 SICP.

>>6
It is not a fucking meme. It could, however, be a /prog/ meme.