Aw shit

Should I learn:

C
C++
C# (lulwut?)
Lisp (I'm not sure about the dialects, is it Common and Scheme?)
Java
Python

being a programming FAILURE they're the only ones that come to mind at the moment.

inb4 SICP.

>>5
Oh, thanks. I will

Out of curiosity, is SICP actually worth reading, or is it just a fucking meme?