'Hacking'

Okay, inb4 Newfag, Read SICP, etc

I'll try not to sound like a 13 year old, when I say I'm interested in learning how to 'hack'. Not guess peoples passwords, etc.
Accessing someones computer via their IP address and being able to access files and suchlike.

Programming in what language makes this possible?

Also, any software around that can simply do this shit for me?

First, learn your terminology.

Second, get the fuck out. If you have to ask, you'll never know.

>>1
Ask this man:
http://www.curse-x.com/rlpic/FairX.jpg

Also, any software around that can simply do this shit for me?

What the fuck do you think our opinion about hacking is? Jesus Christ, are you fucking retarded or what?

>>1
Not your personal private programming tutor.

>>5 Whats your opinion of it?

http://www.curse-x.com/rlpic/Twilight.bmp
HOLY FUCKSHIT

OP Here: Scrap >>1

What language is most useful for utility programming etc.
by hacking I didn't mean purely malicious shit.

I failed with this thread.
Sorry /prog/