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GNU C COMPOILOR+MYSQL

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-03 14:00

We all know C is the best and fastest 3GL.
We all know MySQL is the best and cheapest database (sun paid a billion for it).

I want to use both, but cant find any pure c libraries, does /prog/ know any better.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-03 14:32

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-03 14:33

GNU C COMPOILOR
I lolled for no reason

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-03 14:35

Use MYSQL C foreign function interface.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-03 14:40

use sqlite, the one true database that follows the unix philosophy: EVERYTHING IS A FILE; EVEN A DATABASE.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-03 14:41

>>5
And it's fast, because it has no features!

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-03 14:56

Many thanks guys, this is the nicest /prog/ has ever been to me!

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-03 15:01

>>6
MORAN!  GET A BRANE!!  You already have a fucking database -- YOUR FILESYSTEM!

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-03 15:02

>>8

Ah, but does your filesystem support files with names?

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-03 15:08

>>9
Yes, I am running Windows Vista.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-03 16:32

>>10
Now you have two problems.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-03 16:57

>>8
Ah, but does your filesystem support SQL queries?

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-03 17:18

>>12
they support queries to my pants. My pants are binary trees, you know

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-03 17:46

>>13
Small nodes

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-03 18:05

>>13
An unbalanced binary tree.

You should consider consulting a doctor about that.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-10 10:05

Behold the glory of my B+ tree

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-10 10:15

>>16
What does the B in B+ mean?

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-10 18:05

>>17
B+ +

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-11 0:02

>>18
Bepples

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-11 1:22

( ゚ ヮ゚) PROGGIT

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-11 18:29

BUBBLES

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