BBCode Failures

Ok /prog/ I've been seeing a worrying increase in the [b]number[/b] of [b][i][u]BBCode failures[/u][/i][/b] on this board as of late. Please try and keep them confined to this thread.

Thank you for your cooperation.

I am a fucking [b][u]EXPERT PROGRAMMER[/b][/u], i wrote my first ANSI C compiler at 12 years old. The vastness of the many applications i've written is beyond the comprehensions of you feeble minded fools.

I've worked with professional programming for over 25 years and do not have to give reasons for my arguments for i have achieved satori.