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Quitters never win, and winners never quit, but those who never quit AND never win are idiots.
``A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.''
It is easy to be flexible when one is spineless.
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender: ``How much for a beer?'' The bartender replies: ``For you, no charge''.
Bessie stopped giving milk the other day. She's an udder failure.
If we all are here to help others , then what exactly are others here for?
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown
If you lost your left arm, your right arm would be left.
I like feminists - I think they're cute.
God is real... unless declared an integer.
``I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.'' -Britney Spears
A computer without a Microsoft operating system is like a dog without bricks tied to its head.
``I don't really enjoy sex. I just pretend I do to get girls to sleep with me.'' - Byron Alley