Hi i'm knew

My name is Nathan Enns, a search engine expert, programmer, web developer and entrepreneur. I was born in Burien, Washington on March 21st in 1985.

Without knowing anything about programming or search engines I wrote a crawler based web search engine (called FyberSearch) at the age of 18. To do this I researched documents devoted to programming, data retrieval, search engines and any related subject. After doing some research I would write a little programming code, then switch back to researching.

After only 3 months FyberSearch had it's first advertiser. After only 9 months FyberSearch was featured as "the latest threat to Google" by the national news network CNBC.

http://www.nathanenns.com/

SICP

>>1

Do you REALLY think anyone here cares?  I sure don't.

>>"Web     Feeds     Sentences     Lessons     Gheto     Autos"

lol.

http://www.fybersearch.com/search/satori

This isn't really helping me very much in my quest for SATORI.

>>3
YHBT.

>>3
HAND

>>6
You're doing it wrong. YHL comes second.

PHP
Python
Search Engine Optimization
Ajax
Information Retrieval (IR)
RSS
Web Server Admin
HTML
CSS
Adobe Photoshop
JavaScript
Linux
XML

Who the fuck lists PHP and FIOC as the first two? LOL @ RSS, HTML, and CSS.

No C, no Sepples, no Asm, no Lisp/Scheme/Haskell = fail.

>>8
Do you really expect such faggot to know C or any architecture?

He actually forgot to mention expert troll in his skills, I guess it was obvious.

>Without knowing anything about programming or search engine
>To do this I researched documents devoted to programming, data retrieval, search engines and any related subject

Um, what?

AND NO I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO BBQUOTE
IF YOU WOULD BE KIND ENOUGH TO AID IN MY JOURNEY TOWARDS satori I WOULD CERTAINLY APPRECIATE IT.

>>11
You bbquote like this

Do you want my BBCode decompiler to know how that post was made?

>>12
I want to fondle  your tiny penis

>>1
Looks like a poor Google clone to me. I see no “killer” features.

ENTERPRISE-GRADE TROLL

flood countermeasures activated

y u no y u no y u no

I couldn't find the elitist superstructure. This engine sucks.

My name is Richard Stallman, a free software expert, programmer, activist, and professional troll. I was born in GNU York, GNU York on March 16th in 1953.

Without knowing anything about programming or economics I wrote a batshit insane manifesto (called the GNU Manifesto) at the age of 32. To do this I took large amounts of heroin and wrote down any random shit that came to mind. After doing some blow I would write some bullshit down, then switch back to snorting powder.

After only 3 months I could tell GNU was shit. After only 9 months I stopped caring and spent every waking moment trying to shove it down people's throats.

http://http://www.gnu.org/

>>19
GNU York
I lol'd.

Fybertech is better
http://www.fybertech.com/4get/

SO USEFUL

My name is dubs guy, a shitposting expert, autist, /b/ro and faggot. I was born in New York City on October 1st in 2003.

>>1
"Science breaks reality into little tiny pieces and smashes them into each other. No wonder religion hates science. How about I walk into your house, get lost in it and try to find my way out by breaking all of your possessions with the idea that it will somehow help me comprehend your house.

You know what happens when you break stuff? IT GETS BROKEN! Observing reality to gain knowledge about it could work... especially if you noticed that your approach requires damaging the very things you claim to have an interest in learning about. Then maybe you could at least try to factor the damage you do into your analysis. Too bad you still wouldn't be studying the things as they were before you destroyed them.

It's funny to watch is a scientist trying to re-build something that they broke from the pieces that they broke it into without realizing that they could repeat that process for an eternity and still fail to comprehend those pieces and what it was that they smashed apart."