/prog/ - Haskell the dog

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-12 8:50

Please post photos of him, /prog/dog man

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-12 8:55

http://www.howardwfrench.com/photos/albums/around-the-world-in-18-days/sleeping_dog_lies.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-12 8:58

http://i31.tinypic.com/mltk5w.jpg

;_;

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-12 8:58

>>2
This is not Haskell!

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-12 9:16

>>3
Aw. He looks so depressed.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-12 9:16

>>2
I lol'd

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-12 9:25

in korea they eat haskell

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-12 9:35

What a beautiful canine .. I may even go so far as to describe it as ``sexy''

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-12 9:47

>>8
DISGUSTING.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-12 9:57

>>5
The fact that he is dead might be the case.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-12 10:09

>>2
i fappe'd

then i implemented a factorial function

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-12 10:46

>>11
i fappe'd

LEARN HOW TO APOSTROPHIZE CORRECTLY, COCK STAIN

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-12 10:47

>>12
LEARN HOW TO DETECT SARCASM, DICK OVERLORD

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-12 10:50

>>13
SARCASM WAS DETECTED, CHOAD SLURPER

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-12 10:52

Let's have a minute's silence, for our dear friend Haskell.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-12 10:53

HASKELL TILL I DIE
OH IM HASKELL TILL I DIE
OH I KNOW I AM
IM SURE I AM
IM HASKELL TILL I DIE

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-12 11:01

There once was a mutt called Haskell
Whose life was really quite dull
Celebrated on /prog/
Was the fate of this dog
And now, he's not functional

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-12 11:31

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Haskell the dead dog.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-12 11:32

Haskell the dog can traverse the plane of the floor in any direction. At any time he can
1. Sleep
2. Die

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-12 12:12

;_;

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-12 12:12

,_,

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-12 12:45

†

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-12 14:59

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Name: Anonymous 2008-02-12 15:15

>>23
Doesn't resemble >>3 to much. Add some hairy earflaps.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-12 15:17

>>3
Any more photos?

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-12 15:19

What did Haskell die of?

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-12 15:25

>>26
He died for your sins.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-12 15:34

>>25
http://i31.tinypic.com/9atmqo.jpg
>>26
He had some infection of his digestive tract, ate some meat that made him sick.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-12 17:40

Your dog looks so nice. I'm sorry that he died on you like that.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-12 19:18

>>28
I guess one might say that your dog had no pancreas. How did he secrete digestive enzymes? Terrible!

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-12 20:20

>>28
Wrong! I killed him because he was too lazy.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-13 4:28

Haskell was killed for being such a lazy and useless animal.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-13 6:34

Ah, and so Art imitates http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1184887501/38

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-12 6:13

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>>28
;_;

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