The scales have been lifted from my eyes. I must leave you, /prog/, and travel to furthest Indus, to the banks of the Yangtze, to the delta of Mekong, deep into the Amazon. And I must grow as a computer scientist. Yes, a computer scientist, not an EXPERT PROGRAMMER. The quest for satori was ultimately a foolish endeavour. I shudder to think of what time I've wasted with that nonsense when I could have been developing reason.
If it isn't too much to ask, I would appreciate it if you guys could keep good care of my copy of SICP. Perhaps after I've returned, those child-like annotations I penned to it will tickle me. And though I recant all this nonsense, I really did have a lot of fun with all of you, to a one. I love you guys. I-
This is too hard. I'm adding dis.prog.org to my hosts file now. Fare well, and the best of luck to you all.