Starting Programming

I really have never programmed before in my life. I've done none of it, but I want to start. What should I use to learn? SICP? I understand SICP will probably be overly difficult but I'll just spend a lot of time with it. Or will it be impossible for me to understand?

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disregard this moron, anybody can code if they apply themselves and have done at least decent in calculus. There isn't anything to 'get' unless your one of those elitist satori faggots.

I was a C- in math - basically a java faggot gamer who thought he wanted to be a coder. I read SICP and that fixed me good.