Starting Programming

I really have never programmed before in my life. I've done none of it, but I want to start. What should I use to learn? SICP? I understand SICP will probably be overly difficult but I'll just spend a lot of time with it. Or will it be impossible for me to understand?

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That's what I told you, if you don't run away screaming like a little girl after being exposed to /prog/ it's pretty obvious you'll have no problem learning to code, so your only concern should be to learn it right, and whether you start with lisp or python it would be difficult to screw up.