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Name: Anonymous 2008-02-05 17:16

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-05 17:29

>>1
My college made us buy this as a textbook. It's even worse than you'd think.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-05 17:46

>>2
I'd be obliged if you passed on the following message to the man in charge of your college:

    ``Read SICP.''


Thank you.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-05 17:48

>>3
I actually already told them something similar. They also teach Cobol, C#, and Sepples, and all of those are mandatory (though only one semester each, while Java is required every semester).
Our Java textbook for next semester is Head First Design Patterns.

I have screaming arguments with my teachers a lot.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-05 18:09

>>4
They teach you COBOL, C#, C++ and Java? Where the hell do you go to school, West Africa?

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-05 18:38

import org.4chan.prog.Facepalm;

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-05 18:45

>>5
Belgium. It's sad.
At least there's no Python.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-05 22:28

What? No Python? That is heresy

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-05 22:31

That picture contains the answer to everything.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-05 22:38

>>7
Good job stacking Python with COBOL, C#, C++ and Java. Note: this is the language that The Anticudder approved for use in the successor of 6.001.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-05 23:05

>>10
DON'T HELP HIM!

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-06 4:49

Aw fuck i lol'd so hard that my lip broke

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-06 5:50

Aw fuck i lol'd so hard that my lisp broke

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-06 5:53

Name: VIPPER 2008-02-06 6:37

Dear /prog/,

My university only had the second edition of SICP on the library shelves. How should I take out my wrath upon them?

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-06 6:40

>>15
.. SICP has ed1 and ed2.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-06 8:10

>>15
SHOOT UP THE SCHOOL!!!

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-06 8:18

IS THE FIRST EDITION BETTER THAN THE SECOND?

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-06 8:22

>>18
NO

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-06 8:31

>>19
so why is taking his wrath out upon them?

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-06 10:45

>>20
For the cudders.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-06 13:39

>>1000
First good post in this thread.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-06 13:56

>>20
It is unthinkable to destroy the word of the SUSSMAN as they have done, even if it is the first edition.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-07 17:41

i just bittorrented head first java the other day. as a beginner programmer, i actually like it. it's not a required text for my class but it's recommended so i decided to check it out and im glad i did. the required text for my class pretty much assumes you already know java which is retarded since we spent all of last quarter learning scheme.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 8:59

The name the algorithm   that determines joints   and simulates flexibility   and such I   want to enforce   whatever rules I   want on how   to do your   work BEFORE the   first compilable program.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 12:53

This the correct use of bufferedReader if.

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