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Arc is Blub

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-04 10:12

There are features, most notably Prolog-style pattern-matching, that seem to promise great savings in length, but turn out only to be useful for writing a few basic sequence operations like append, remove, and so on. Prolog is a great language for writing append; after that it's all downhill1.

As long as Paul Graham is looking down the power continuum, he knows he's looking down. Languages less powerful than Arc are obviously less powerful, because they're missing some feature he's used to. But when Paul Graham looks in the other direction, up the power continuum, he doesn't realize he's looking up. What he sees are merely weird languages. He probably considers them about equivalent in power to Arc, but with all this other hairy stuff thrown in as well. Arc is good enough for him, because he thinks in Arc2.

1 http://www.paulgraham.com/arcchallenge.html
2 http://www.paulgraham.com/avg.html

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-04 10:21

I like the second quote.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-04 10:28

Why the $(*%&$$%) does he have the Yahoo as his favicon?

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-04 10:43

>>3
He wrote that Yahoo store thing.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-04 10:47

>>4
And then he sold his right to a proper favicon like a whore sells her body and dignity? Man, what a silly guy.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-04 10:57

>>5
Well, what did you expect from the creator of Arc?

Name: pg 2008-02-04 10:59

HI, I'M PAUL GRAHAM, FOUNDER AND CEO OF Y COMBINATOR. I HAVE MADE MANY INSIGHTFUL STATEMENTS IN MY ESSAY ENTITLED "YOUR MOTHER AND THE 48 VERY SMART PEOPLE" AND WOULD LIKE TO THANK TREVOR BLACKWELL, ROBERT MORRIS AND JESSICA LIVINGSTON FOR HAVING READ DRAFTS OF THIS ESSAY, WHICH YOU WILL BE ABLE TO FIND WITH 21 OTHERS ESSAYS IN MY UPCOMING BOOK "HACKERS AND YOUR SISTER". I GUARANTEE IT.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-04 12:40

>>3
VALID PERL CODE

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-04 13:52

>>8
No, but $(*%&^$$&%) is.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-04 15:10


  o           .'`/   VALID
      '      /  (     PERL
    O    .-'` ` `'-._  COD .')
       _/ (o)        '.  .' /
       )       )))     ><  <
       `\  |_\      _.'  '. \
         '-._  _ .-'       '.)
             `\__\

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-04 16:02


 VALID                 //`'''```,
  LISP       o        //LISP   `.,
 SPACE ,....OOo.   .c;.',,,.'``.,,.`
TOAD.'      ____.,'.//
   / _____  \___/.'
  | / ||  \\---\|
  ||  ||   \\  ||
  co  co    co co

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-04 16:10



               ---_ ...... _/_ -
              /  .      ./ .'*\ \
              : '         /__-'   \.
             /                      )  ONE WORD,
           _/                  >   .' FORCED INDENTATION OF THE CODE,
        /   .   .       _.-" /  .'  THREAD OVER
         \           __/"     /.'/| 
          \ '--  .-" /      //' |\|    //`'''`'',
 HAVE YOU   \|..\ |/Oo.   //_ _ |/|   // PYTHON `.,
READ YOUR  .'    \:____.,/|_ _ _|\|  //',,,.'``.,,.'
 SI--    / _____  \___/.' | _ _ |/| //
         | / ||  \\---\|  \ _ _ \\\//
         ||  ||   \\  ||   \ _ _ \|\
         co  co    co co

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-04 16:10

I read the title of the thread as ``Alice and Bob''. Oh you.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-04 16:12

I like Guts because he is a berserker like me, except he had friends that got devoured by demons. Oh god I wish demons devoured my friends too ;_;

Guts also likes killing and he is manly. And there is violence in the show and that's good because I like violence and I will never have a girlfriend. Why am I such a loser?!

Guts is like my dreamman he has a >:D face I love that. He is also berserk why aren't real men berserk!? I got dumped a lot of times but I love Guts and he wouldn't dump me because he's so nice and cool.

We would slay people all day and slay makers of Naruto and makers of other crappy animes, and I would have sex with him because sex is so good. I wish I could have sex with a manly man.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-04 16:21

Lisp on rails

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-04 16:33

>>13
(10 Points) Paul Graham is trying to transmit his Lisp dialect to the Sussman in a public key system.  How does he go about doing this?

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-04 16:35

>>16
Anally?

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-04 17:45

(10 Points) Paul Graham is trying to transport his Lisp dialect to the Sussman in a public transportation system.  How does he go about doing this?

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-04 17:48

>>18
With his other car?

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-04 17:49

>>19
lol MAXIMUM CREDIT

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-04 19:28

>>20
Giving yourself credit for your own answer to your own question? This is madness!

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-04 21:13

>>17

WHY WHY WHY

WHY DID I LAUGH SO HARD
ANDSOLONG

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-04 21:22

>>22
Do you or your family have a history of Mental Illness?

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-05 5:07

>>23
Everyone here's does

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-05 5:25

>>24
Here's?

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-05 5:47

(everyone here)'s family has a history of mental illness

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-05 9:52

>>23
My grandmother died of a brain tumour a week ago.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-05 10:38

>>27
No, this will not turn into a discussion of werecows.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-05 15:07

>>28
You know, I don't recall /prog/ ever having a discussion about werecows.
That's 33% below the national standard. What's up with that?

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-05 15:09

>>29
Fixed.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-05 15:17

>>30
Thank you, that's better. /prog/ is now fully ISO conformant.
And now, back to our regular programming.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-05 16:17

>>31
That was a pretty fucking awesome pun.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 5:37

Besides im heading back   to college and   I was wondering   why the lack   of quality posts.

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