Help?

I want to learn to program /prog/ what language should I learn? And don't say Lisp.

The thumb contrasts with each of the (other) four by being the only finger that:
* Is opposable
* Has two phalanges rather than three
* Has its inmost phalanx so close to the wrist
* Has much greater breadth and stubby proportions
* Is attached to such a mobile metacarpus (which produces most of the opposability)