SEPPLES [Part 1]

SEPPLES

Learned basic C++ from an inadequate tutorial.
#include <iostream.h>
using namespace std; // thanks, joe
void main(int argc, char** argv) {
        cout << "Hello, world!" << endl;
}

Learned basic C++ from a slightly better tutorial.

#include <iostream>
using namespace std;
int main(int argc, char* argv[]) {
        cout << "Hello, world!" << endl;
        return 0;
}

Learned about namespace pollution.
#include <iostream>
int main(int argc, char* argv[]) {
        std::cout << "Hello, world!" << std::endl;
        return 0;
}


Learned about classes.
#include <iostream>
#include <string.h>
class Hello {
private:
        char* msg;
public:
        Hello() {
                this->msg = strdup("Hello, world!");
        }
        ~Hello() {
                delete this->msg;
        }
        char* hello() {
                return this->msg;
        }
};
int main(int argc, char* argv[]) {
        Hello* hello = new Hello();
        std::cout << hello->hello() << std::endl;
        delete hello;
        return 0;
}


Learned about the C++ string container.
#include <iostream>
#include <string>
class Hello {
private:
        std::string msg;
public:
        Hello() {
                this->msg = "Hello, world!";
        }
        std::string hello() {
                return this->msg;
        }
};
int main(int argc, char* argv[]) {
        Hello hello;
        std::cout << hello.hello() << std::endl;
        return 0;
}


Found out about the STL.
/usr/lib/gcc/x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu/4.3.1/../../../../include/c++/4.3.1/bits/ios_base.h: In copy constructor �std::basic_ios<char, std::char_traits<char> >::basic_ios(const std::basic_ios<char, std::char_traits<char> >&)�:
/usr/lib/gcc/x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu/4.3.1/../../../../include/c++/4.3.1/bits/ios_base.h:783: error: �std::ios_base::ios_base(const std::ios_base&)� is private
/usr/lib/gcc/x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu/4.3.1/../../../../include/c++/4.3.1/iosfwd:52: error: within this context
/usr/lib/gcc/x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu/4.3.1/../../../../include/c++/4.3.1/iosfwd: In copy constructor �std::basic_ostream<char, std::char_traits<char> >::basic_ostream(const std::basic_ostream<char, std::char_traits<char> >&)�:
/usr/lib/gcc/x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu/4.3.1/../../../../include/c++/4.3.1/iosfwd:61: note: synthesized method �std::basic_ios<char, std::char_traits<char> >::basic_ios(const std::basic_ios<char, std::char_traits<char> >&)� first required here
test.cpp: In function �int main(int, char**)�:
test.cpp:7: note: synthesized method �std::basic_ostream<char, std::char_traits<char> >::basic_ostream(const std::basic_ostream<char, std::char_traits<char> >&)� first required here
test.cpp:7: error:   initializing argument 3 of â��_Funct std::for_each(_IIter, _IIter, _Funct) [with _IIter = __gnu_cxx::__normal_iterator<char*, std::basic_string<char, std::char_traits<char>, std::allocator<char> > >, _Funct = std::basic_ostream<char, std::char_traits<char> >]â��
/usr/lib/gcc/x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu/4.3.1/../../../../include/c++/4.3.1/bits/stl_algo.h: In function �_Funct std::for_each(_IIter, _IIter, _Funct) [with _IIter = __gnu_cxx::__normal_iterator<char*, std::basic_string<char, std::char_traits<char>, std::allocator<char> > >, _Funct = std::basic_ostream<char, std::char_traits<char> >]�:
test.cpp:7:   instantiated from here
/usr/lib/gcc/x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu/4.3.1/../../../../include/c++/4.3.1/bits/stl_algo.h:3791: error: no match for call to �(std::basic_ostream<char, std::char_traits<char> >) (char&)�

Mastered the basic containers of the STL.
#include <iostream>
#include <string>
#include <vector>
int main(int argc, char* argv[]) {
        std::string hello = "Hello, world!";
        std::vector<char> v;
        for (unsigned int j = 0; j < hello.length(); ++j) {
                v.push_back(hello[j]);
        }
        std::vector<char>::iterator i;
        for (i = v.begin(); i != v.end(); ++i) {
                std::cout << <strong>i;
        }
        std::cout << std::endl;
        return 0;
}

Mastered the STL.
#include <iostream>
#include <string>
#include <algorithm>
class printc { public: void operator() (char c) { std::cout << c; } };
int main(int argc, char</strong> argv[]) {
        std::string hello = "Hello, world!";
        std::for_each(hello.begin(), hello.end(), printc());
        std::cout << std::endl;
        return 0;
}


Read the C++ FAQ Lite and realized C++ mastery is impossible.
#include <iostream>
int main(int argc, char* argv[]) {
        std::cout << "Hello, world!" << std::endl;
        return 0;
}


Read the C++ FQA Lite.
#include <stdio.h>
int main(int argc, char* argv[]) {
        printf("Hello, world!\n");
        return 0;
}


Heard of 4chan and wound up in /b/.
HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
VISIBLE "HAI WORLD!"
KTHXBYE

Found a replacement for /b/ after finding it overrun by ``cancer'' and ``newfags.''
One word, the forced indentation of code. Thread over. Also, read SICP!

Read SICP after months of telling people to read SICP.
(display "Hello, world!")
(newline)

Achieved Satori after re-reading SICP every day for many years.
void main() { puts("Hello, world!"); }