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Name: Anonymous 2008-01-30 19:59

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Name: Anonymous 2008-06-19 7:42

    query->GetHasUri(&hasIt);
    if (hasIt) {
      AppendBoolKeyValueIfTrue(aQueryString,
                               NS_LITERAL_CSTRING(QUERYKEY_URIISPREFIX),
                               query, &nsINavHistoryQuery::GetUriIsPrefix);
      nsCOMPtr<nsIURI> uri;
      query->GetUri(getter_AddRefs(uri));
      NS_ENSURE_TRUE(uri, NS_ERROR_FAILURE); // hasURI should tell is if invalid
      nsCAutoString uriSpec;
      nsresult rv = uri->GetSpec(uriSpec);
      NS_ENSURE_SUCCESS(rv, rv);
      nsCAutoString escaped;
      PRBool success = NS_Escape(uriSpec, escaped, url_XAlphas);
      NS_ENSURE_TRUE(success, NS_ERROR_OUT_OF_MEMORY);

      AppendAmpersandIfNonempty(queryString);
      queryString.Append(NS_LITERAL_CSTRING(QUERYKEY_URI "="));
      queryString.Append(escaped);
    }

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-22 20:51

>>41
NETSCAPEMOZILLA QUALITY!

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-22 21:10

You've caught the sepples

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-22 22:11

>>41
Fuck, reading mozilla code is what originally began my longstanding rage against Sepples.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-22 22:53

>>41
query->GetHasUri(&hasIt);
What the shit just return a value

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-22 23:05

>>45
There isn't enough Factory.Factory

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-23 0:32

>>45
Probably due to some retard ass compiler for HP UX that doesn't support returning values or some shit. Go SEPPLES

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-23 1:56

>>46
I believe you meant to say Factory::Factory

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-23 1:58

C++

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-23 7:55

++C
-O10 just kicked in, yo!

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-23 8:36

>>50
I always do this in my code, but I don't know why. Who am I?

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-23 9:02

>>51
You might be an EXPERT PROGRAMMER.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-23 9:17

>>52
Or a 13-year old writing games.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-23 9:32

>>50
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Name: Anonymous 2008-08-23 10:03

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Name: Anonymous 2008-08-23 10:03


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Name: Anonymous 2008-08-23 10:04


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Name: Anonymous 2008-08-23 10:05


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Name: Anonymous 2008-08-23 10:17

>>53
There is a slim chance that he isn't completely ignorant of the additional cost of storing a state of an object with an overloaded post-increment operator. Combine that with a fail-compiler and voila! EXPERT PROGRAMMER

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-24 12:53

Don't hate on Mozilla for the code they've inherited from Netscape. There's a lot of refactoring going on for Mozilla 2.0 so that the code isn't so nasty.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-24 14:01

>>60
They can't pin all the blame on Netscape. They've had ten years to clean up the codebase, and Mozilla has made their share of retarded choices too (see: Mork, http://jwz.livejournal.com/312657.html)

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-24 14:16

MORK

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-24 14:26

MORK

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-24 15:57

lot of refactoring going on for Mozilla 2.0
They've been working on that since 06 and they currently have no status or projection for when it will be done.  My project management sense says it's vaporware and to expect a Mozilla 1.10 as the next major release while they lose users between their releases because of the time and money required to maintain and add features to their codebase.

lol sepples

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-24 20:45

Time for a Mozilla rewrite in RISC

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-24 20:51

Time for a Mozilla rewrite in SBCL

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-24 21:01

SEPPLES

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-03 6:47

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-04 3:56

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-04 13:26

#include <iostream>

int main(int argc, char **argv) {
    std::cout << "SEPPLES" << std::endl;
    return 0;
}

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-04 15:52

Learned basic C++ from an inadequate tutorial.
#include <iostream.h>
using namespace std; // thanks, joe
void main(int argc, char** argv) {
        cout << "Hello, world!" << endl;
}


Learned basic C++ from a slightly better tutorial.

#include <iostream>
using namespace std;
int main(int argc, char* argv[]) {
        cout << "Hello, world!" << endl;
        return 0;
}


Learned about namespace pollution.
#include <iostream>
int main(int argc, char* argv[]) {
        std::cout << "Hello, world!" << std::endl;
        return 0;
}



Learned about classes.
#include <iostream>
#include <string.h>
class Hello {
private:
        char* msg;
public:
        Hello() {
                this->msg = strdup("Hello, world!");
        }
        ~Hello() {
                delete this->msg;
        }
        char* hello() {
                return this->msg;
        }
};
int main(int argc, char* argv[]) {
        Hello* hello = new Hello();
        std::cout << hello->hello() << std::endl;
        delete hello;
        return 0;
}



Learned about the C++ string container.
#include <iostream>
#include <string>
class Hello {
private:
        std::string msg;
public:
        Hello() {
                this->msg = "Hello, world!";
        }
        std::string hello() {
                return this->msg;
        }
};
int main(int argc, char* argv[]) {
        Hello hello;
        std::cout << hello.hello() << std::endl;
        return 0;
}



Found out about the STL.
/usr/lib/gcc/x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu/4.3.1/../../../../include/c++/4.3.1/bits/ios_base.h: In copy constructor �std::basic_ios<char, std::char_traits<char> >::basic_ios(const std::basic_ios<char, std::char_traits<char> >&)�:
/usr/lib/gcc/x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu/4.3.1/../../../../include/c++/4.3.1/bits/ios_base.h:783: error: �std::ios_base::ios_base(const std::ios_base&)� is private
/usr/lib/gcc/x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu/4.3.1/../../../../include/c++/4.3.1/iosfwd:52: error: within this context
/usr/lib/gcc/x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu/4.3.1/../../../../include/c++/4.3.1/iosfwd: In copy constructor �std::basic_ostream<char, std::char_traits<char> >::basic_ostream(const std::basic_ostream<char, std::char_traits<char> >&)�:
/usr/lib/gcc/x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu/4.3.1/../../../../include/c++/4.3.1/iosfwd:61: note: synthesized method �std::basic_ios<char, std::char_traits<char> >::basic_ios(const std::basic_ios<char, std::char_traits<char> >&)� first required here
test.cpp: In function �int main(int, char**)�:
test.cpp:7: note: synthesized method �std::basic_ostream<char, std::char_traits<char> >::basic_ostream(const std::basic_ostream<char, std::char_traits<char> >&)� first required here
test.cpp:7: error:   initializing argument 3 of â��_Funct std::for_each(_IIter, _IIter, _Funct) [with _IIter = __gnu_cxx::__normal_iterator<char*, std::basic_string<char, std::char_traits<char>, std::allocator<char> > >, _Funct = std::basic_ostream<char, std::char_traits<char> >]â��
/usr/lib/gcc/x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu/4.3.1/../../../../include/c++/4.3.1/bits/stl_algo.h: In function �_Funct std::for_each(_IIter, _IIter, _Funct) [with _IIter = __gnu_cxx::__normal_iterator<char*, std::basic_string<char, std::char_traits<char>, std::allocator<char> > >, _Funct = std::basic_ostream<char, std::char_traits<char> >]�:
test.cpp:7:   instantiated from here
/usr/lib/gcc/x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu/4.3.1/../../../../include/c++/4.3.1/bits/stl_algo.h:3791: error: no match for call to �(std::basic_ostream<char, std::char_traits<char> >) (char&)�


Mastered the basic containers of the STL.
#include <iostream>
#include <string>
#include <vector>
int main(int argc, char* argv[]) {
        std::string hello = "Hello, world!";
        std::vector<char> v;
        for (unsigned int j = 0; j < hello.length(); ++j) {
                v.push_back(hello[j]);
        }
        std::vector<char>::iterator i;
        for (i = v.begin(); i != v.end(); ++i) {
                std::cout << <strong>i;
        }
        std::cout << std::endl;
        return 0;
}


Mastered the STL.
#include <iostream>
#include <string>
#include <algorithm>
class printc { public: void operator() (char c) { std::cout << c; } };
int main(int argc, char</strong> argv[]) {
        std::string hello = "Hello, world!";
        std::for_each(hello.begin(), hello.end(), printc());
        std::cout << std::endl;
        return 0;
}



Read the C++ FAQ Lite and realized C++ mastery is impossible.
#include <iostream>
int main(int argc, char* argv[]) {
        std::cout << "Hello, world!" << std::endl;
        return 0;
}



Read the C++ FQA Lite.
#include <stdio.h>
int main(int argc, char* argv[]) {
        printf("Hello, world!\n");
        return 0;
}



Heard of 4chan and wound up in /b/.
HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
VISIBLE "HAI WORLD!"
KTHXBYE


Found a replacement for /b/ after finding it overrun by ``cancer'' and ``newfags.''
One word, the forced indentation of code. Thread over. Also, read SICP!

Read SICP after months of telling people to read SICP.
(display "Hello, world!")
(newline)


Achieved Satori after re-reading SICP every day for many years.
void main() { puts("Hello, world!"); }

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Name: Anonymous 2008-09-04 22:45

>>72
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Name: Anonymous 2008-12-10 18:05

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Name: Anonymous 2008-12-10 18:09

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Name: Anonymous 2008-12-10 21:29

APPLES = A++

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-10 21:31

>>77
AEPPLES

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-10 21:39

>>74
Amusement was had

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-25 16:18

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