Name: I AM THE MASTERRESTAM EHT I 2008-01-26 1:53
TOY LANGUAGES UNDER THE WHIM OF MY TESTICLES SHOT FORTH COMMANDS UPON THE BUS, SHIFTING AND MIXING AND MAKING RANDOM NUMBERS TO GENERATE ENTROPY SO AS TO MAKE THE NEXT SET OF NUMBERS GENERATED RANDOMLY TO BE SO-CALLED ''SUFFICIENTLY RANDOM'' DO YOU UNDERSTAND? FILTHY /PROG/RAMMERS, I AM IN YOUR FACE, DEFACING YOUR INTERFACE. AND YOUR INTERNETS. I AM RUNNING A SEARCH ON A SMALL SUBSET OF A MASTER DICTIONARY OF ONE PETABYTE OF DATA (APPROX. 32GB) I MADE THE SUBSET DICT. USING PERL IT IS A QUICK EFFICIENT LANGUAGE. THEN I MADE THE DICT. INTO EIGHTHS AND FED EACH TO ONE OF EIGHT CORES IN A PHYSICS-LAB SIMULATION UNIT RUNNING SO-CALLED ''GENTOO'' LINUX WHICH IS THE FUCKING TRIFORCE OF LINUX. ONLY ONE OTHER AT MY UNIVERSITY HAS DONE THIS, AND HE CALCULATED HIS SEARCHSPACE BASED ON THE FILECREATION TIME AND SEEDED HIS RANDOM SPERM WITH THAT AND EVENTUALLY GOT THE PASSWORD. WELL I AM USING THE ''SUFFICIENTLY RANDOM'' RULE, SO AS TO TRY TO RECREATE AVERAGE-CASE SCENARIO WHERE I HAVE 50% OF BEING IN THE HALF OF THE SEARCHSPACE THAT CONTAINS THE PASSWORD. KNWO ME AFN VRST MW. FOOLISH MORTALS, I WISH TO SPREAD THE DISEASE OF JAVA, AND KEEP THE ARTS HIDDEN ONLY TO A SELECT FEW. THE POWERFUL, THE ELITE, THE MASTERS WILL USE LINUX. THE MASSES, THE STUPID, WILL USE WINDOWS. THE PRETENDERS WILL USE MAC OR BSD OR SOLARIS OR ANYTHING PUT OUT BY IBM OR ATT. GAME DEVELOPMENT WILL BECOME CROSS-PLATFORM BY LAW AND ALLOW FOR SCALABLE HARDWARE INTERFACING SO YOU COULD TONE DOWN THE GRAPHICS IF IT'LL MAKE YOUR GAME RUN FASTER. AND IN CONCLUSION WHACK WHACK THE WHITTLY WHACK WHACK CRACK SMOKE DRO EVERY DAY SIT IN THE CORNER OF YOUR ROOM CRYING AS YOU PRAY FOR YOUR GOD CANDLEJACK TO COME AND SWEE