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How would I make my program check if it was root?

>>14
none that i know of.
it is however, quite possible for "root" to not be the superuser.
>>1 said "root", not "uid 0" or "superuser".

>>15
$ perl -e"exec{'./>>15\'s shitty program'}'root'"
I am root.
$
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