RE: Anyone else that fucked up?

Just so I can get a better idea of who I may be taking advice from in the future, how many of you guys are shut-ins? As in, how many of you generally fit the cliche description of what people would define as a "nerd" or a "geek"?

Personally, I really enjoy technology and thus by extension have found programming to be the most interesting path to make a living with, and I overall hate the mainstream and what pop culture has done to a lot of my generation. But I still have lots of good friends at college, I still go out and do things from time to time (and even though I have gone to a few parties, I hardly go out every night or weekend and get totally smashed like some people I know, like the retarded frats). I can actually interact with people (or at least put up with people convincingly), even though I'm smart and enjoy learning I still have a social life.

I don't think I have to be a complete shut-in like some of the stories I've heard to be a competent programmer and make a living doing it. Am I wrong?

I am a nerd and I am proud of it.

What I am going to say is true, I swear by The Sussman and The Holy Wizard Book, so you better watch your tongue when you want to utter your sacrilegious ``lol you wish''.

Yeah, I am a nerd.

From childhood's hour I have not been as others were. My dad brought me up as a nerd. When my peers were trading marbles, I was being taught about states of matter.
Now I'm 19. I have three friends, one of which is female (whom I, luckily, do not desire). Save my friends and my dad, I couldn't give a flying Philadelphia fuck about what happens to other people. No, I don't hate them, there's only two persons in the world I hate with passion and would like to shove a cudder down their throats.
When people party, I read books. When people are on some HARDCORE CONCERT, I hang out with my three friends. When people tune their rides(clever car joke evasion, ain't it?), I am hacking my EMACS.
I've been learning programming for four years. I know quite a few languages, not gonna list them, there ain't no point in this. What matters is that my knowledge is sufficient for both getting a job and toying around. And no, I do not study in my inner sanctum in the basement, sorry.
I have read SICP.
When the social monkeys (hope there are none here) brag about how may ``bitches'' or ``sluts'' they've hit, I am overflowed with joy, seeing that they will achieve nothing in life compared to me. No guys, I am not in any way superior, they're way inferior to what humanity is expected to be.
As you can see, I never got laid. Well, hugging and cuddling and kissing seems to be enough for me as for now. It's more of a sigh of love that the actual intercourse anyway. I'll just get some hookers when I want to put my penis in some hole.
Am I ugly? I don't know, but I've seen some reactions to people I consider ugly and I never saw any of these reactions when someone is looking at me. Also, if you get your friends because of the looks, you fail, fail, fail. What beauty brings are free hookers, not (girl)friends.

Which isn't that bad, hey.

Nerdspeak over.