Questions for all board members

We'll keep it simple, /prog/. I have two questions for the members of this board:

1) What do you do for a living (or what do you do in college if that applies to you instead)

2) Do you like what you do? Why?

It's funny how when comparing C and C++ none of the C people can ever form any coherent arguments as to why it would be better.

No, some metaphor about searching for enlightenment (wtf?) does not qualify as a coherent argument, nor does proclaiming that C++ has "heaps of fail."