haskell can go right ahead and fuck off

i'm a smug lisp weenie and I can't stand it when some haskell dick starts blabbing on about "how you do it in haskell" with his crazy notation and semantics.
 
fuck off with your foreign notation and concepts! it's like talking about a game of chess to someone who doesn't have a fundamental understanding of the rules. FUCK OFF. YES YOU'RE SO SMART. take another bong hit

Delicious copypasta is not delicious because I wrote the original and now I'm writing something in Haskell at the moment. I still stand by what I said in the original post, though. Trying to sound clever is annoying. Fuck off.